Tesla Roadster

(tesla.com)

401 points | by shekhar101 8 hours ago

150 comments

  • synapsomorphy 8 hours ago
    Ok, so it actually flies. That was unexpected.

    It's an incredible engineering achievement to build in massive fans and rocket engines into a high performance car. It's truly wild.

    It's being sold in two modes. One with cold gas (no combustion) seemingly just for extra forwards acceleration (no flying) and one with real combustion rocket engines, the latter was in the video and is "invite only".

    Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model. I wonder if the combustion version will even break 3 figures sales.

    Even just the cold gas variant seems like a nightmare for production, there's a high pressure COPV in that thing and that's gonna make crashes much more.. exciting, and Tesla doesn't have a great record anyways. But very few of these are ever getting sold anyways.

    • thelastgallon 5 hours ago
      I wouldn't trust promo videos.

      For Eg, we have self driving trucks. Nikola admits prototype was rolling downhill in promotional video: https://arstechnica.com/cars/2020/09/nikola-admits-prototype...

      Tesla’s History of Faking Demonstration Videos: https://dawnproject.com/teslas-history-of-faking-demonstrati...

      This is probably just to hype up the stock. The stock is down 5% (5 days), up 1% (1 month), down ~7% (6 months), down ~20% YTD, down ~16% (1 year). It has a PE of 336 and dwindling YOY sales. Tesla’s U.S. vehicle sales fell approximately 14% to 20% year-over-year through the first three quarters of 2026. Rest of the world, Tesla is not competitive and will probably go down rapidly soon.

      • simondotau 4 hours ago
        This Tesla event was apparently performed in front of a live audience. Yes I'm sure there's a hype strategy here but equating this with the Nikola scam is a stretch.

        Also Tesla events rarely (if ever) get followed by a durable stock bump.

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        Edit: Credible independent videos have been released on YouTube by reputable people. There's no doubt that the spectacle did happen as shown by Tesla. That's not to say it's anything more than a carefully staged spectacle, but claims that it's fake or AI or CGI are absolutely debunked.

        • qarl 3 hours ago
          Sure. But do we have any confidence the "car" wasn't made of styrofoam?

          There are lots of ways for sleight of hand. Do you remember the time that guy made the Statue of Liberty disappear?

          • HPsquared 2 hours ago
            Is it really so unbelievable that a car company with access to rocket engineers, built a car with rocket engines?
          • simondotau 2 hours ago
            Just be aware you're moving from the territory of reasonable questions to moderately desperate conspiracy theory. Whatever it is we saw, it's clearly not lightweight. That much is obvious from the kinetics.
            • Sammi 2 hours ago
              The cybertruck was claimed to be a steel exoskeleton. They ended up releasing a car with heavy steel plates glued on.

              It's not at all conspiracy theory. It's just same old over promise and under deliver that Elon does.

              • simondotau 1 hour ago
                What you just relayed is another misleading claim purveyed by obsessives. Cybertruck is not a true exoskeleton design, but neither are the steel plates decorative. It is a hybrid -- the unibody shell carries some minimal structural load, but it's not sufficient on its own. The exterior skin is structurally necessary for torsional rigidity and contributes meaningfully to the overall chassis strength.

                All major exterior panels are welded and/or bolted on. On the earliest revisions, the thin upper door trim strips were bonded using a bad structural adhesive which became brittle with temperature cycling. These were recalled and remedied with a different structural adhesive plus a welded stud. Such recalls are very common; the current generation Ford Explorer had multiple recalls for exterior panels falling off.

        • vdfs 2 hours ago
          All car manufacturers demo "concept" cars that are real and work(for most parts) but mass production with reasonable price is just not worth it, in this case there is legal challenges too.
      • Topfi 2 hours ago
        I suspect this is going to be a Cybertruck/Boring Company situation, where we may get something ostensibly called the same and may even do something one could consider similar when squinting (maybe a bit higher than U9 jumps in scope) but with the specs and implementation differing so greatly that it shouldn't be considered the same. Exoskeleton vs body panels, 200kph+ on electric sleds vs Teslas (driven by human operators; tells you how much they trust their FSD tech) in a tiny tunnel, FSD on HW3 vs an upgrade maybe someday, etc.

        And inevitably two groups will clash, one pointing out how much this deviated from the original, often decade long promises vs another pointing at the identical naming, how it's still a product they like and of course the all time winner "I don't see you do X"...

        For what it's worth, I'd file this as a RCS demo for SpaceXGrokSI (or whatever they call themselves this week) above all else and if I were a betting man, might be a prelude to fusing them into SpaceXSuperXTeslaXIntelligenceX...

      • porphyra 2 hours ago
        FYI the dawn project was debunked as crackpot scammers who had their feet on the accelerator pedal to fake an "FSD crash", along with a slew of other underhanded and misleading tricks.
        • labcomputer 2 hours ago
          Don't forget that the leader of Dawn Project has financial conflicts of interest:

          His software company, named Green Hills, supplies the RTOS for Mobileye, which formerly supplied driver-assistance hardware and software to Tesla (and continues to do so for other car companies). Mobileye is no longer a Tesla supplier because Tesla insourced their ADAS.

          So he has a very real financial incentive to convince the world that Tesla's system is bad.

          • small_model 22 minutes ago
            Yes clear conflict of interest, guy cant take being beaten, resorting to underhand tactics, pretty scummy.
      • mihaaly 2 hours ago
        Any self respecting trader buys Tesla stocks based on this?! OMG!

        It would encourage me to sell, if I had, seeing this nonsense.

      • razster 4 hours ago
        Yeah no, something is very off on this and I cannot put my finger on it, the video looks odd to me. I want to say AIgen feel, but I only saw little tiny vids, rest were blurry as sin.
        • wickedsight 4 hours ago
          Makes sense though. First time I saw video of two falcon rockets doing a synchronized landing I felt the exact same way. Our brain is used to this type of stuff in movies and we know it's CGI. So when it happens for real and is filmed in 4K and a cinematic color scheme is added, it's hard for the brain to adapt.
          • dd8601fn 1 hour ago
            Musk, while a horrible presenter, did say something like “we’re doing this here because otherwise everyone would think it’s ai.”
    • jcheng 7 hours ago
      Reading https://www.tesla.com/roadster, it seems like both variants only use cold gas thrusters, and the difference is that the "normal" (lol) one only has them pointed rearwards while the flying one has them pointed in all different directions as well.
      • jacquesm 7 hours ago
        I'm sure having a cold gas thruster is going to be no problem at all for road approval. /s
        • baxtr 2 hours ago
          That’s the European mind speaking.

          Mind you that when Karl Benz invented the automobile in Germany, he didn’t have a permit as well

          So many things that were invented in Europe couldn’t be invented today.

          • mcrk 2 hours ago
            The very first cars required to have a person walking in front of it with waving a flag as a warning.
            • HPsquared 2 hours ago
              Red flag thing was the UK's Locomotives Act 1865, which dated from before what we call cars were invented. More aimed at traction engines (steam engines that go on the road). Exactly the type of regulation people like to mock the EU for.
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          • jacquesm 55 minutes ago
            No, that's the mind of a person speaking that is thinking of the motorcycle standing at the traffic light just behind this car. Action, reaction, that sort of thing.
          • trog 2 hours ago
            Not like those genius Elon and American minds thinking "oh yeh rocket engines on cars makes a lot of sense", you're saying?
          • a96 2 hours ago
            Funnily enough, he was also the first person to get a driver's license IIRC.
          • Arodex 1 hour ago
            How long is the US going to allow a car able to jump over Hostile Vehicle Mitigation barriers?
            • HPsquared 20 minutes ago
              Precedent: "The wall just got 10 feet taller"
            • cucumber3732842 23 minutes ago
              Like everything else we regulate.... right up until it becomes cheap enough that "undesirables" might get their hands on them.
          • Arodex 2 hours ago
            >So many things that were invented in Europe couldn’t be invented today

            Like leaded gazoline, whose effects can still be seen presently...

        • lallysingh 7 hours ago
          Best guess is that it's disabled for anything but track/trick stuff. There will be some cool videos eventually showing up with tricks people pull with this. I don't know what else it's for.

          I can imagine the lateral thrusters helping it turn faster on the track. Although I wonder if the extra weight is going to net out positive for lap times.

          But really, a few very rich people will buy the full-rocket version to impress their friends. They'll play with them on private property.

          • scheme271 6 hours ago
            Solo track use at that. I can't imagine that other drivers are going to be all that happy if they get hit by the exhaust from one of the thrusters in a corner.
            • somenameforme 3 hours ago
              Gases dissipate very rapidly, even moreso if doing pulsing or whatever. Probably very unsafe for a human standing literally right behind it, but it'd likely have 0 effect on another car at typical driving distance.
              • jacquesm 54 minutes ago
                Except for the bit where you can't see a thing.
          • alxndr 5 hours ago
            The crash photos are going to be Darwin-award-worthy
    • delichon 8 hours ago
      > kinda wild they devoted this much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      Watch Ford v Ferrari for an idea of what auto companies are willing to invest for bragging rights.

      • estearum 7 hours ago
        Ford and Ferrari aren’t on the brink of extinction
        • dboreham 7 hours ago
          Tesla's stock price might be detached from reality, but is their actual business in trouble? I ask because anywhere I travel (Europe, UK, HK, NZ for example) there are just tons of Teslas, most of them the latest refresh models. There were more Telsas than BYD in Hong Kong!
          • guywithahat 4 hours ago
            The business is doing fine, they’re profitable and regularly beating various targets. Honestly I think Elon is more level headed than people give him credit for, his companies are consistently profitable and generally produce competitive products.

            https://companiesmarketcap.com/tesla/earnings/

            • 9dev 2 hours ago
              If anything his companies are doing well despite of him, not because of him. There's level-headed and competent leadership in them resisting his bullshit.
              • s08148692 32 minutes ago
                The counterpoint of course is that he has demonstrated a consistent ability to build and run successful businesses, many of which are extremely high risk

                The only new western car company in decades to not fail, based on a technology nobody believed in at the time, least of all other car companies

                SpaceX being a private space company, which was completely unheard of. No experts though they could succeed

                Smaller earlier businesses like Zip2, paypal, etc

                These are gigantic high risk companies with high failure probabilities, the chance they they all happened to be successful despite Musk and not at least in part because of him is stretching reasonable doubt for me.

                I'm absolutely no fan of his politics or personality, but the man can run a business that nobody else even dares try (at least until he demonstrates viability and the market starts to generate competitors)

    • billfor 7 hours ago
      I thought somewhere in the video they said that it is just regular compressed air that is held in a tank, and that the car itself has a compressor and regenerates the compressed air over time. Obviously to stabilize that amount of weight the gas has to be ejected at such a high rate it is practically frozen at the nozzle outlet, but it is still just regular air.
    • neural_thing 4 hours ago
      It's not about sales numbers, it's about putting rockets in cars, so that SpaceX can acquire Tesla and give Musk supervoting shares
    • js2 7 hours ago
      > and one with real combustion rocket engines

      The site states it's cold-gas thrusters for both models: "Features a multi-mode suction system paired with cold-gas thrusters positioned around the perimeter of the vehicle that support forward and upward acceleration as well as lateral rotational movement."

    • BigCatStuff 5 hours ago
      The demo car they showed most likely has no batteries or even a metal frame. They basically built a car shaped drone powered by compressed air.

      Example RC toy car that drives on the ceiling: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uR_mNcRlNsA

    • chinathrow 1 hour ago
      > and one with real combustion rocket engines, the latter was in the video and is "invite only".

      I don't think they'll sell these, at all in the future. No way they'll hound out actual rocket engines to en users. Too much IP in there.

    • bulbar 37 minutes ago
      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      Teslas evaluation is based on hype. This is as hype as it gets for a car. To me it looks like they were in need for "the coolest thing". To me, this has the smell of desperation implying the beginning of the end of their high evaluation.

    • m463 7 hours ago
      > Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model.

      Can't help but think of the not-a-flamethrower

      (friend bought one for $500, now they seem to be worth $1500-$2000)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boring_Company#Merchandise

      • CamperBob2 6 hours ago
        Isn't it just a relabeled weed burner?
        • defrost 6 hours ago
          Reshaping of a classic blowtorch - if you're looking for a level up, try the Rodenator - less immediate flame, way more bang at the end.
          • m463 6 hours ago
            The Rodenator is an applicable device that injects a precise mixture of oxygen and propane into the dens of burrowing rodents, and kills them with a concussive force that collapses the rodents' tunnel system as well.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_B_Meyer_Inc.

            that sounds quite amazing, and it looks like something out of ghostbusters.

    • jfoster 6 hours ago
      They save on advertising to spend on mind-blowing demos.
    • casualscience 8 hours ago
      It's cool as fuck but calling it flying is misleading. It jumps and can maneuver in space.
      • arjie 6 hours ago
        Documented in this immortal scene from Samurai Jack: https://youtu.be/l2KCUaKK_0A?t=12

        Aku: You can fly?!

        Jack: No, jump good.

      • rogerrogerr 4 hours ago
        > moving or able to move through the air with wings:

        Okay, so I guess it doesn’t fly in the same way a rocket doesn’t fly? Distinction without meaning in this case.

      • pg_bot 7 hours ago
        "That wasn't flying. That was falling with style!"
        • metabagel 7 hours ago
          It’s a flying squirrel.
    • hatthew 8 hours ago
      It's very economically feasible if it pumps up the stock price
    • mrtksn 4 hours ago
      > devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible mode

      Just like economically infeasible Twitter, it has tremendous PR value. There is a huge economy revolving around people annoying other people just for a glimpse of their attention. This captures the attention and pleases people. Other car companies should start getting creative too.

    • nullocator 6 hours ago
      I suspect it "actually flies" much the same way the cybertruck is bullet proof and has an ultra hard stainless steel exoskeleton, in that it doesn't. This seems like smoke and mirrors conman shit pumped up to 11.
      • rogerrogerr 4 hours ago
        Is your assertion that the car shaped object we watched drive for a distance and then levitate over a distance was something other than a car that actually flies?
        • BigCatStuff 4 hours ago
          What distance did you actually see it "drive"? There is no evidence that the car shaped object was anything but a lightweight shell using compressed air to levitate and do tricks like any modern day drone can do.

          Here's an RC car that can drive on the ceiling: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uR_mNcRlNsA

    • dubeye 2 hours ago
      Plenty of concept hypercars barely scrape 100 sales, the point is largley marketing in most cases
    • pastel8739 8 hours ago
      to be fair we don’t actually know yet that this is a high performance car. We only saw it drive a few mph without rocket assistance
      • sicher 3 hours ago
        I would like to know two things:

        1. Why don't they show a driver entering or exiting? 2. How much do that particular "car" weigh?

      • synapsomorphy 8 hours ago
        Good point. It can't have much battery. Also wonder if the propellant/s are cryogenic. Monopropellant? You could tell from analyzing the plume.
        • King-Aaron 4 hours ago
          I've seen a clip that shows under the skin.

          It's compressed air RCS. The compressor, regulators and a ton of hardware take up the entire space from the seats back to literally the very last inch of the car. Hard pipes run along the door frame for the forward RCS, meaning only one person (driver) can sit in it and enter from the drivers side. Huge carbon RCS tanks fill every other space.

          No idea how long it would take to recharge the tanks after venting them.

          There's no room for 'car' stuff in it.

          Interestingly there is a big... sleeve of wizard... that extends down under the car to assist the ground effect fan. Packaging that and the RCS stuff into it is a real engineering feat.

          But it didn't look to have crash structures, or any other production ready hardware.

        • 40four 7 hours ago
          I think everyone is getting too caught up in the Thrust and Rocket variants. There aren’t going to be very many of those. But the base model will just be a regular Tesla.
        • LorenDB 6 hours ago
          Sounds like it was just compressed air (rechargeable on the fly). Impressive if true.
    • sicher 3 hours ago
      > .... into a high performance car

      If that is what they have done. That may just be a large drone looking like a car.

    • modeless 3 hours ago
      The website lists three modes, which all have the fan but differ in thrusters. The variants are: no thrusters (thus no COPV), acceleration-only thrusters, and flying thrusters. The flying one has the disclaimer "Note: Not approved for public road use." OTOH the acceleration-only thrusters may be street legal. However, I expect that the COPV will be kept empty (thus not dangerous) unless you select a special "launch mode".

      Hopefully there will also be a warning siren while it is pressurized. "Dangerous enough to need a warning siren" seems like a plus for the target market, honestly.

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    • serf 6 hours ago
      >Wild that they devoted so much effort to an economically completely infeasible model. I wonder if the combustion version will even break 3 figures sales.

      it's wild to me after all of the on-stage lying that we're even considering what the future economics of the rocket-powered-road-car are going to be.

      it's wild to me that he has yet to deliver on the self-driving stuff, but has decided to progress into rocket-powered circus vehicles.

      it's wild to me that he's getting credit for a fan car, after 50+ years of on-track existence and the recent production of the McMurty.

      I'm curious to see how it all pans out, and whether or not he has enough Washington connections to get a fan-powered rocket car onto the streets, and I am curious to see the first LA block-shutdown street race accident involving an intentionally aerial vehicle.

      Historically fan cars haven't been allowed on the streets because they 1) destroy asphalt and 2) throw chunks of destroyed asphalt into traffic.

      I'm not entirely sure how thrusters that can lift a 3k+ lbs sports car off the road jibe with preserving the roads for others.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_predictions_for_autono...

  • afavour 8 hours ago
    Looks like a sensible turning down of the Cybertruck aesthetic into something that looks good.

    That said, the production issues with the Cybertruck mean you’d be a fool to reserve one of these. Let others do it, find out how late it arrives, what glued panels fall off at speed and wait for the inevitable recalls. Tesla has torched their engineering reputation lately and this page is making a lot of promises about revolutionary things.

    • gopalv 8 hours ago
      > what glued panels fall off

      The Lotus Elise was famously glued together instead of welds. The original Roadster also had the same innards.

      This is clearly not a car for someone who wants to go from A to B, but a lot of Tesla components gets binned together for the next iteration of the cheaper car because they always order too many of them.

      Oddly enough this makes their cheaper cars more reliable than the expensive ones (think about the Audis right when Ferdinand Piech took over Lamborgini).

      • majormajor 8 hours ago
        > Oddly enough this makes their cheaper cars more reliable than the expensive ones

        That's pretty standard. An M3 has long pushed the tolerances of things in the engine more than a base-model 3 series. An S-class has more whiz-bang-hope-it-still-works-in-ten-years stuff than a C-class. A Lexus has more going on than a boring base Corolla.

    • nradov 8 hours ago
      This type of vehicle isn't intended to drive at speed, at least not very far. It's targeted at collectors who will park it in a garage with their other supercars. It's a status symbol with wheels, not transportation or even a toy for track days. (And I don't mean that as a criticism, there's nothing wrong with wealthy people buying collectibles.)
      • luqtas 8 hours ago
        > (And I don't mean that as a criticism, there's nothing wrong with wealthy people buying collectibles.)

        there's a whole lot of systemic issues with wealthy people buying low-poly cars to their collection.

        • m463 7 hours ago
          Don't make fun of the Delorean. Or The Thing.
      • alasdair_ 7 hours ago
        It’s not premium enough for collectors. I could see plenty of tech people buying one as a daily driver that they also take to the track though.
        • dd8601fn 1 hour ago
          $250k deposit for the mid tier? They’ll be in some Saudi collections for sure.
    • jbm 8 hours ago
      Everyone is talking about the Cybertruck, but both the 3 and the Y have plenty of engineering problems as well. I believe both cars are listed as below-average reliability by CR.

      Worse, there are no 3rd parties producing cheaper suspension parts, so your old Model 3 is going to have to spend 2000-3000$ on an yearly basis until you get sick of fixing the suspension. Tesla claims to have fixed the issue on newer models (and apparently they did a lot of work on the suspension), but they don't really take responsibility for their old cars so I doubt they will take responsibility when their design causes problems for you.

      I do enjoy driving my 2019 SR+ Model 3, but I hate when people do the whole "Well on first principles, EVs have less parts so they are more reliable..." thing. My Toyota Sienna has been far more reliable than the Model 3, despite having many, many more parts.

      • motionlessveloc 7 hours ago
        Early Model 3/Ys built in the US were unreliable. The ones built in Shanghai, though, are excellent. Berlin is somewhere in the middle.

        FWIW, I'm into my fourth year of (Chinese-built) Model 3 ownership and it's been rock solid, the only services so far were to replace the air filter and wipers.

        • Waterluvian 6 hours ago
          Kind of a silly question but I want to be sure I’m piecing together a fair picture: both of those are five minute tasks you do yourself outside the auto parts store / driveway, right?
          • Rohansi 5 hours ago
            Accessing the air filter on the Model 3 isn't great but yes, can do it yourself. Many people just pay someone else to do things like this though.
          • browningstreet 6 hours ago
            Yes. Or roll it into a $80 service charge when you get anything else done at a Tesla service center. Like the air filters.
        • robotresearcher 4 hours ago
          Ooh, and tires I hope! Mine eats tires.
      • rpmisms 5 hours ago
        So many things you just said are wrong. The control arms are 100k mile parts, and you can easily replace them with Unplugged Performance versions for under $1k.
        • plqbfbv 2 hours ago
          And I have no idea what kind of driving he's doing to spend 2-3k$/y . I got Front Upper Control Arms replaced under warranty, exactly once, in the lifetime of my 2019 M3 (also Fremont-built). I do a yearly inspection just to catch issues before they have a chance to become really problematic, but for the past 4 years I've always been told that "the car's underside is just perfect, there's nothing wrong with it".
        • jbm 2 hours ago
          Would you like to see the bills I got from Tesla? I've shared them before and I'm happy to do it again.

          (Also my Tesla is 74.5k miles, so nowhere near 100k)

          -edit-

          I was a victim of misinformation from my local EV repair shop.

          https://www.dormanproducts.com/pages/products/oe-fix/article...

          The prices you are talking about are incorrect but there are 3rd party parts now.

      • kibwen 7 hours ago
        > My Toyota Sienna has been far more reliable than the Model 3, despite having many, many more parts.

        This is less about EVs vs ICEs and more about Toyota's engineering quality vs Tesla's engineering quality, which is hovering somewhere in the vicinity of Homer Simpson's barbecue pit.

        • jbm 2 hours ago
          I should note that I didn't mean to imply it was inherent that EVs were less reliable, but rather, that engineering mattered and Tesla's engineering always had underdeveloped parts.
        • Waterluvian 6 hours ago
          Hey now. Homer’s BBQ pit was a work of art, built through pure passion of emotion.
    • doginasuit 8 hours ago
      That was my first thought, Cybertruck: The Car. But then it drove up a wall and stopped on the ceiling and flew down. That was awesome. I'm sure it will be a nightmare to own.
    • combobyte 8 hours ago
      > glued panels fall off at speed

      Given some of the tauted 'features' of this thing, I'd be more concerned about it blowing up in my driveway.

    • m463 6 hours ago
      • F7F7F7 4 hours ago
        Reminds me of the car they'd dress up to look like a Countach, the Fiero.
    • mcrk 2 hours ago
      I just wanted to get one for $1mln I have laying somwhere, but now I'll wait for more reviews. Thanks for the tip.
      • dzhiurgis 2 hours ago
        Just buy it in 15 years when it has depreciated to nothing /s
    • rgbrenner 8 hours ago
      at least the CyberTruck shipped.

      9 years since the announcement of Roadster v2, people who paid 50k deposits are still waiting.

      Time to up the promises, and ask for more $50k deposits for v3!

    • Gud 4 hours ago
      Looks good? The previous version looked incredible. This looks like the Delorean and the Cybertruck had an unwanted child.
    • m463 7 hours ago
      I liked the rounded one lots better:

      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/NextGenT...

      (just personal preference)

    • F7F7F7 4 hours ago
      Looks like a Fiero
    • NewsaHackO 8 hours ago
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      • estearum 8 hours ago
        Tesla's most recent project was the largest flop in automotive history lol.
        • mrheosuper 8 hours ago
          You mean Cybertruck? Hate it or not, there are bigger flops in automotive history. The history is long and broad.
          • pseudosavant 8 hours ago
            Not many. Elon said their plan was to produce 500k per year and they did less than 5% (15k) of that over the last year. Their installed production capacity is 125k.

            The Ford Edsel is widely regarded as one of the greatest car flops of all time and it sold 60k cars per year for their 2-year production run.

            The CyberTruck is a massively bigger flop than that.

            • dzhiurgis 2 hours ago
              Batteries are just not there. Rivian is not selling that well, Lightning got cancelled. New Ford truck looks interesting tho.

              As for Cybertruck - they don't seem to be dropping the prices just yet and prices on secondary market haven't collapsed either. Like it or not - it's here to stay.

          • estearum 7 hours ago
            Name a few that you think are bigger and by what metric you think so.

            I doubt any program has lost the $1 to $1.5 billion that Cybertruck is reasonably estimated to have lost. And that’s including their quarter where SpaceX bought like 20% of their production for definitely-totally-legitimate-reasons.

          • bdangubic 8 hours ago
            definitely not biggest flop but it has by far the biggest hype-to-flop ratio.
      • henrikschroder 8 hours ago
        The latest car Tesla released, the cybertruck, was one of the biggest automotive flops ever, production is essentially halted, demand is non-existant.

        Tesla announced and started taking reservations for their roadster TEN YEARS AGO. People who made reservations and paid the $50k-$250k cost are STILL WAITING.

        And now Tesla has announced yet another vapourware car, with a controversial design, taking reservation money again.

        If you fall for this, you are a fool.

      • LastTrain 8 hours ago
        I don’t hate Tesla, I do think their leader is a Nazi Saluting prick though. You like him?
        • mjmsmith 8 hours ago
          I don't hate Tesla either. I'm actually a bit disappointed knowing that I will never consider buying one for the rest of my life.
  • delichon 8 hours ago
    The livestream has the stunts: https://x.com/Tesla/status/2110788059008819215
    • accountrequired 8 hours ago
      Cool!!! Whoever thinks this is *not cool* please, leave your cool card at the door
      • archagon 6 hours ago
        I think it's not cool to be excited about vapid shit like this after the CEO took a chainsaw to USAID and directly caused hundreds of thousands of deaths through the abrupt cutoff of food and medicine.

        It's like buying a car from Kissinger.

        • sippingabonedry 5 hours ago
          It's not for you.
        • Grombobulous 5 hours ago
          Over 700,000 deaths and counting. Basically Elon Musk killed the population of Nashville by ending USAID.

          “Cool” can’t be faked or bought, you have to actually be cool deep down inside.

          This isn’t just an Elon thing. If Henry Ford was alive I wouldn’t be buying a car from him, either. Not cool.

          • utkarsh858 1 hour ago
            USAID was a US designated regime change operation, funding thousands of anarchists worldwide to do CIA bidding. Is there a government US doesn't like? Sure fund the rioters, opposition media to bring a violent end to regime, in garb of funding NGOs and doing charity.

            Bangladesh, South American countries are perfect examples of it.

            I don't like Elon but am forever in debt to him for bringing an end to this madness.

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            • florkbork 5 hours ago
              Refute it then with something other than name calling and hurt feelings.

              'cause these folks did the math: https://www.thelancet.com/article/S0140-6736(25)01186-9/full...

              • somenameforme 3 hours ago
                With models you always need to look at assumptions. The paper there assumes 0 adaptation/replacement, simply correlates reductions in mortality with USAID funding trends without even attempting to assess causality, operates entirely at population (as opposed to individual) level analysis, and more. So you're looking at an extreme high end ballpark that is not intended to be used as a prediction or measurement of what will happen. In the study's own words:

                ---

                ".. the primary aim of our analysis was not to model in detail the full range of potential USAID defunding scenarios or their varied effects. Instead, it was to estimate the consequences of a worst-case scenario—defined by the most severe funding cuts—relative to a business-as-usual continuation of USAID operations. Importantly, our goal was not to forecast the exact all-age and child mortality by 2030, but to compare two parallel scenarios that differ only in the path of the main exposure variable.."

                ---

                The vacuum USAID has left began being rapidly filled and replaced by other countries - most notably China but also including the EU nations, Mideast, and many others. You'll be able to look at the death rate of countries like Nigeria (where USAID spending was quite high) in the near future to see the impact. If it was anywhere near as significant as the extreme scenarios, it'll show up very visibly in the death rate data. I do not expect we will see anything like that.

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          • Arodex 1 hour ago
            Have you heard starlink cut access to Ukrainians in the middle of an attack? The story has been buried on HN (wonder why). Who is the "killjoy"?

            But please, give more money and fame to Musk, so that he can get Paxton elected. He's already down a quarter billion $ trying to make that lying cheater senator.

            • rapsey 1 hour ago
              Starshield which is operated and funded by the US GOV. Some of you really need to touch some grass if you think military war technology is not controlled by the US GOV.
              • thrance 45 minutes ago
                Get real. Musk was on Twitter viciously attacking Zelensky as Starlinked service waw pulled from Ukraine. Musk makes no secret of his support for Putin and the other despots of our world.

                "Zelensky has gone too far" said Musk. Not Putin, not Trump, specifically Zelensky.

          • 10111001 4 hours ago
            > Holy shit some of you are seriously just joyless wet blankets. Please touch grass

            Yeah, like why do people keep going on an on about all the bad stuff the Nazis did, instead of enjoying their rocket planes and other cool stuff? Total joyless wet blankets. /s

            • abletonlive 4 hours ago
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              • Arodex 1 hour ago
                It is not as if Musk was trying to fan a race war in the UK and wasn't participating in AfD meetings. And spending a quarter billion dollars (!) to prop up Ken fucking Paxton.
              • amanaplanacanal 2 hours ago
                I think it was the Nazi salute that sealed the deal for a lot of people.
      • flowerlad 7 hours ago
        Cool, but not realistic. This is a prototype, if you have enough money you can build a prototype car that does just about anything. When the car starts shipping the "cool" features will be missing.
        • ralusek 6 hours ago
          This is a cool prototype, though
    • daemonologist 5 hours ago
      The flying-on-RCS-in-gravity reminds me of those old videos of exoatmospheric kill vehicle tests: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnofCyaWhI0

      Patently absurd, of course, but amazing too.

    • silisili 8 hours ago
      This is something straight out of Rocket League. Completely impractical, but awesome at the same time.
    • charlesfries 8 hours ago
      What is the practical use case of this? https://x.com/JehovaTrades/status/2110906028971938252
      • ndriscoll 7 hours ago
        Literally dozens of scenarios have been documented. e.g. https://youtube.com/watch?v=f1B21Nd9oZ4&t=1000s
      • soderfoo 7 hours ago
        Americans will do anything to avoid roundabouts.
      • cjbgkagh 8 hours ago
        Neat, but that car has to be practically empty. It appears to have very low inertia.

        By rough estimate, using hydroxide jet packs as a reference, I’d say they got it down to about 600kg.

      • iugtmkbdfil834 8 hours ago
        You were never stuck in traffic I take it:D Insurance will be a bitch, but people will move out of your way.
      • mrheosuper 8 hours ago
        WTF, that the most cartoonist thing i've seen today. Does it really have to do the flip ?
      • carlosjobim 6 hours ago
        What is the practical use case of having a bunch of high powered jets all around the car? It could be used to automatically avoid fatal accidents, or at least reduce risk and damage in an accident situation. I thought everybody who watched the presentation video would reach that conclusion.
        • sippingabonedry 5 hours ago
          You are correct in that almost nobody commenting here watched the presentation.
        • garte 2 hours ago
          you know what happens to you if a jet engine moves your car out of the way? you have the accident inside your car by yourself, you become the accident. physics states that all forces will be equal.
        • doublerabbit 4 hours ago
          If the car doesn't cause fatal accidents in the first place.
      • ls612 8 hours ago
        To show off? Like whatever you think of it the market for supercars is rich men who want to show off so Tesla is playing in that market.
      • morkalork 8 hours ago
        To play Spy Hunter irl?
      • td521534f12 8 hours ago
        To brag to other, lesser billionaires.
      • phoghed 8 hours ago
        Uhh to be sick af?
    • robotnikman 5 hours ago
      I'll admit, that was pretty cool
    • abrookewood 6 hours ago
      Fast forward to 11:15 to see the tricks.
    • B1FF_PSUVM 8 hours ago
      Some smart cookies put up a scam video topping Google searches for the announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5lmBq00utE

      AI Elon pressure selling "act decisively, double your money" by transferring crypto to some wallet and getting 2x back - yeah, right

      (PS Google shut it down)

      • kkotak 6 hours ago
        Youtube terminated the account :)
  • aresant 8 hours ago
    This was 100% precursor to the absorption of Tesla into SpaceX and I’m here for it

    https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-spac...

    • hiitsmyaccount 8 hours ago
      Yes, let's combine Twitter, an AI company, and a space company with a solar company, car company, battery company, and robotics company, so that we can have one huge valuation that can't be possibly delivered upon and losses will be absorbed for a short period. What could go wrong?
      • gizajob 8 hours ago
        Japanese companies manage fine doing this kind of thing.
        • CoolestBeans 4 hours ago
          Japanese keiretsu also usually have a bank at their center or have both horizontal and vertical integrations. Where they don't have integration, they at least have financial integration. Whatever Musk is doing is far less cohesive in every way.
          • dzhiurgis 1 hour ago
            Did you forget X money and Musk's literally first job being in a bank?
        • Gigachad 7 hours ago
          Do they have a gigantic tumor like twitter and Space AI slapped on the side? If all of the products were profitable it would work.
          • gizajob 7 hours ago
            I don’t have time to look up whatever Masayoshi Son has wasted a few billion dollars on today, but yes kinda.
          • dd8601fn 56 minutes ago
            I think Twitter is the one that actually makes money.

            Until they sold all their compute to anthropic, Ai was the boat anchor.

            • dansquizsoft 1 minute ago
              Starlink makes the money.

              No way in hell is Twitter making a lick of profit.

          • wnmurphy 7 hours ago
            I'm glad someone else gets it.
        • AlotOfReading 7 hours ago
          What about Tesla's management style would you call Japanese?
          • gizajob 7 hours ago
            I’m highlighting that companies can and do have all kinds of departments doing seemingly unrelated things if they want to.
            • AlotOfReading 7 hours ago
              I'm pointing out that Japanese companies can do that because they're organized and managed like Japanese companies. Tesla is not, and in fact lacks pretty much all the organizing characteristics and long term planning that enables keiretsu to function.
              • gizajob 24 minutes ago
                Don’t think it requires layers and layers of management attending meetings for 12 hours a day to function as a prerequisite.
          • merekmob 6 hours ago
            Kamikaze
      • fnordpiglet 8 hours ago
        It would almost be as big a monstrosity as Amazon
      • burnerRhodov3 8 hours ago
        but... All elon companies. More valuable bundled, because all the elon lovers don't have to pick where they throw their tithes. I'd love it even more if they throw in a tunnel construction and a human brain implant company in the mix while they are at it.
      • mrheosuper 3 hours ago
        Add weapon and tank and they will reach the scale of Samsung.
      • killbot5000 8 hours ago
        Tesla-Yutani
    • wnmurphy 7 hours ago
      This would be a horrible deal for Tesla investors.

      Long-term investors would lose about 40% of their investment to subsidize the inflated valuation of X (bought by xAI), the inflated valuation of xAI (bought by SpaceX), and SpaceX (whose valuation is based on the assumption that demand for inference is effectively unlimited, and that everyone will prefer hardware in space over Earth).

      The valuation of both companies was inflated prior to acquisition, and Tesla shareholders will be asked to dilute their investment by absorbing that cumulative inflation.

      Not even to mention that Musk would have exclusive control over the entire conglomerate, with not even the pretense of a Board to check his power.

      When even Steven Mark Ryan is like "let's pump the breaks a little bit," you know it's bad.

      • parineum 5 hours ago
        > SpaceX (whose valuation is based on the assumption that demand for inference is effectively unlimited, and that everyone will prefer hardware in space over Earth).

        Well, that and being the only reusable rocket company ever with an even bigger version on the horizon and a global Internet service that's about to get a whole lot better thanks to aforementioned rocket. Both of which are hugely profitable.

        • amanaplanacanal 2 hours ago
          Rockets and Internet service are a tiny part of the valuation. It's mostly imaginary AI related sales.
  • FabHK 8 hours ago
    There are three configurations:

    - Performance: road ready, seats two, active aero and a “multi-mode suction system.” 0-60 mph in under 1.6 seconds. Available by reservation.

    - Thrust: race ready, seats two, adds rear-mounted cold-gas thrusters. 0-60 mph in under 0.9 seconds. Limited release.

    - Rocket: seats one, adds thrusters around the perimeter of the car for upward and rotational movement. 0-60 mph in under 0.59 seconds and a top speed of over 230 mph. Invite only.

    Per Electrek: https://electrek.co/2026/10/15/tesla-unveils-cyberfied-new-r...

    • cavoirom 10 minutes ago
      The rocket version is the real life bat-mobile to me. Impressive.
    • david927 7 hours ago
      This is incredible engineering and deserves nothing but applause.
      • matsemann 19 minutes ago
        Who are you to decide it's not allowed any criticism at all?
      • j4k0bfr 7 hours ago
        It's only incredible engineering once it performs in the hands of buyers. It's an incredible demo until then.
        • bigstrat2003 6 hours ago
          It's not like demos are bereft of engineering. It's still incredible engineering even if they never ship a single car.
          • j4k0bfr 2 hours ago
            Unfortunately, it's impossible for us to verify what parts of the demo are 'realistic'. Did they use assisting technologies (e.g. a wire rig)? Is anything repeatable, or are the components one-and-done?

            The software industry has taught me how sneaky a demo can be ;). That's without considering Tesla's history of bonkers claims and sus demos (anyone else remember the bulletproof windows?).

            Edit: Removed a rhetorical question about the demo. Apparently there was a live audience, so they couldn't have just made a very tiny Roadster haha.

        • ashdksnndck 5 hours ago
          They still had to engineer the demo unit.
          • haspok 1 hour ago
            Which may have been tailored for the demo - for example, put a very small battery pack in there, so that the weight is much lower than the weight of the actual car would be - it only needs to drive a few meters, doesn't it?

            Based on the record of Musk & co straight out LYING in such events (remember Solarcity?), I am very confident in saying that a large portion of what they demonstrated they have not actually solved how to fit in a real production car.

      • stouset 51 minutes ago
        This is a tech demo until it actually ships. Actual engineering requires things like cost effectiveness, reliability, and reparability that are yet to be seen.

        It’s not like this is the first time that Elon has overpromised and underdelivered.

      • afavour 6 hours ago
        It’s a spec sheet. It will be incredible engineering when it’s in the hands of customers.
        • dd8601fn 47 minutes ago
          It’s incredible engineering right now.
      • mihaaly 1 hour ago
        Engineering is practical, not self serving entertainment. This may be classified as interesting technological study perhaps.
      • cr125rider 7 hours ago
        Uhhhh sure if rocket propulsion is fair game now? Seems a little overdone. Is my local DOT okay with this?
      • darkstar999 7 hours ago
        "My heart goes out to you"
    • sfblah 4 hours ago
      The corpses that this thing generates will be astonishing.
    • Mawr 5 hours ago
      > every usable void in the car is packed with carbon-fiber overwrapped pressure vessels (COPVs) to store compressed gas

      Hahah, the failure modes are going to be exciting.

  • okdood64 8 hours ago
    Okay that's one of the coolest things I've seen in a while since the rockets landing.

    Car looks half decent too.

    • doublerabbit 8 hours ago
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      • okdood64 8 hours ago
        I like the fun retro look, similar to the N Vision 74 [1]. This actually has some taste unlike the Cybertruck.

        1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyundai_N_Vision_74

        • jchw 8 hours ago
          I really wonder why I think the N Vision 74 looks so much better; it just has more personality somehow. I do agree though that the new Roadster looks a lot less bad than the Cybertruck.
        • doublerabbit 8 hours ago
          I'd agree with you and merit the design has more thought as an upgrade to the look of the cybertruck. However it still looks like something to be left in a scrap heap of a destruction derby within Tron.

          Dislike the design, look and edge of it. Feels cold. Each to their own.

    • johnnyApplePRNG 8 hours ago
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      • gexla 8 hours ago
        I guess you didn't see the video of a car sitting on a ramp upside down, doing flips in the air, jumping over a semi and other cars...

        Odd world we live in when we don't see that as being cool. But, we're seemingly headed there. At some point, it's going to be hard to imagine something that could surprise me.

        • iugtmkbdfil834 8 hours ago
          << I guess you didn't see the video of a car sitting on a ramp upside down, doing flips in the air, jumping over a semi and other cars...

          It is weird. I am not fan of Musk, but one has to have some crazy blinders on not to give him credit here.

          << At some point, it's going to be hard to imagine something that could surprise me.

          It is hard to believe your eyes -- I assumed it was magnetic or something initially.

          • dozerly 8 hours ago
            Other demos, like the humanoid robot one, were entirely fake so wouldn’t be surprised.
            • dawnerd 7 hours ago
              Also wouldn't be that crazy for them to put together a demo that'll never actually be a production vehicle. Dunno why anyone thinks this will ever ship like this. One thing to market a car, another to just show off features that just wont be real.
              • myko 7 hours ago
                Tesla have a history of doing exactly this
          • doublerabbit 8 hours ago
            >> It is weird. I am not fan of Musk, but one has to have some crazy blinders on not to give him credit here.

            For what? For an unpractical vehicle that now has the ability to launch and crush another car? If said to be true. As if driving wasn't already dangerous and stupid enough.

            If he would show maturity for a change rather than his childhood antics then I would give him credit.

            • iugtmkbdfil834 8 hours ago
              << If he would show some and maturity for a change rather than his childhood antics then I would give him credit.

              Man only manages to coordinate an engineering feat and your response is "why can he not offer something responsible like a lightly breaded toast"?

              Beyond the obvious part where I say that his antics are part of the product demonstration ( roadster is space moment being another notable moment ), is your objection truly that he didn't come to the podium with a clipboard and say:

              " Begin communication - it jumps - it go up upside down - it can go 0-60 in 1 sec End of communication."

              Fuck man. Where has your wonder gone?

              • dpark 6 hours ago
                Despite your previous claim, you seem to be quite the fan of Musk.
              • doublerabbit 5 hours ago
                > Fuck man. Where has your wonder gone?

                You can't wonder when the man offering the wonder is a man of fraud. It's 2026 and we are now spiralling in to a pit of despair with no return.

                Elon shows no care to the world or you. It sounds like you have fallen hold to his playbook of a new shiny toy you'll probably never own outright.

                We have wars going on killing innocent people and then have a man who disables Starlink.

                A man who raided your country, America. Sabotaging jobs of hard workers, important folk and ruining their lives. Does that not matter now for which we should forget the governmental damage caused due to his "DOGE" antics?

                There is no wonder in fracking, cruelty to animals or destruction of planetary resources.

                You know he fracks right and know that his brain-chip has tortured innocent animals?

                That is all fine if folk want to live in fantasy land, I do not. I want to live in a functioning real land.

                You want wonder? I've been wondering when humanity will actually work together and improve society but that's just wishing upon a dying star.

                His toys and vision do not align with mine and his fraud outweighs any ingenuity that may come from.

                You want to know something else? He's not even American, he's South African.

                If you're a democratic voter and you buy this car, you're no worse than the republican president. You might as well vote for republican seeing as you are supporting a fraudulent South African republican reality.

                I am English who lives in the United Kingdom. If you wanted an outside in perspective you got one.

              • joquarky 7 hours ago
                Hard to have wonder about billionaire toys when I have to choose between medicine and food.
                • iugtmkbdfil834 7 hours ago
                  This is a real question and not a bait: if you are that hard pressed.. why are you here arguing with a rando over billionaire toys and not securing medicine and/or food?
                  • dpark 6 hours ago
                    You imagine people with lower means should spend 100% of their time working?
          • wnmurphy 7 hours ago
            > I am not fan of Musk, but one has to have some crazy blinders on not to give him credit here.

            Tesla does have ~700k other employees.

        • throwayay58373 8 hours ago
          The HN crowd isn't what it used to be. Technology doesn't excite most people here anywhere.
          • chrisstanchak 8 hours ago
            Yea a bunch of lamers. Bring back the hackers.
          • justinhj 8 hours ago
            Politics comes first. If you are on the naughty list you will be bullied until you submit to the allowed thoughts.
          • bigyabai 8 hours ago
            > Technology

            Panem et circenses

          • raddan 7 hours ago
            I know you’re using a throwaway account but in case you come back to read this: we’re all tired of being scammed. Virtually every hot tech company now routinely overpromises and underdelivers. Some products are scams; some products kind of work but at great personal risk to oneself and others. The future we are excited about is one where technology SOLVES ACTUAL PROBLEMS.
            • johnnyApplePRNG 2 hours ago
              Hear hear, mate.

              Fuck the downvotes.

              Who gives a shit.

              Musk ruined this planet.

          • thefourthchime 8 hours ago
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        • johnnyApplePRNG 3 hours ago
          >Odd world we live in when we don't see that as being cool.

          What's cool about that?

          I think that's extremely reckless, dangerous, etc.

        • Mawr 5 hours ago
          Here you go: it's cool. A cool waste of money. You realize driving upside down and jumping is a) useless, b) illegal on public roads, c) staged? You think there are controls in the car that'll let you do 3D maneuvers? It's all preprogrammed.

          The only half-usable feature here is super fast acceleration.

          While you were busy getting baited by flashy non-features, you probably missed that this is coming out minimum 8 years late, with half the promised range, seat space, and the acceleration numbers all depending on unspecified consumable gas which you'll have fill up on somehow. If it ever comes out at all, what with Tesla's track record.

          BTW, the reason you haven't seen this before is nobody in their right mind would have spent so much money on something this pointless, not because this is some cutting edge tech.

      • okdood64 8 hours ago
        Nah, this ain't it chief. I own exactly 0 directly. Too volatile and don't really care for Teslas at all. I love my gas cars.
    • esperent 8 hours ago
      > Car looks half decent too

      To me it looks like a mashup of a Ferrari and a Cybertruck. That's not a good thing.

      • eclipticplane 8 hours ago
        Same; there are stylish super cars... this again looks like a 5 year old kid drawing like the Cybertruck does.
  • rickdeckard 4 hours ago
    What's so disruptive on these kind of events is, that companies always used to do development for PR-stunts, or to show off their capabilities and vision for the future, but never at this scale of pure engineering investment.

    Drawing a parallel, manufacturers presented rollable mobile devices already a decade ago, modular devices with replaceable components, etc. The archives of Nokia and Ericsson (and others) are full with these kinds of products. Car manufacturers did the same. They presented a vision, not a commitment to a product because there is much more to this than just "being able" to build it.

    But it was never economically feasible or sensible to do this at SUCH a scale of engineering cost, and presented with the unrelenting confidence of "this will be yours in two years", despite all the fundamental roadblocks still to overcome.

    It appears that this is the most disrupting aspect of their presentations: People are not used to being presented a "vision" of such a scale with so little regards for practical execution.

    They like the journey they are taken on, and willingly fill all gaps and doubts with "they wouldn't present this if they didn't think of everything already"

    • 233mhz 1 hour ago
      Lots of words to say they built something useless to impress manchildren and investors, get ready for yet another "fell for it again" medal
      • rickdeckard 17 minutes ago
        That's also true, but I meant to say something different. I am referring to this sheer blindness to the rationality of what's being presented.

        This event was like Disney presenting a mass-production rollercoaster you can pre-order for your home, but the general public seems to glance over how utterly irrational this is.

        So far companies did alot of fundamental due diligence before making such an announcement (and the prior R&D investment!), because the consequences could be fatal.

        The average consumer apparently still assumes that this due diligence phase was passed, thinking it's impossible that a known company presents something that big it cannot deliver on...

    • autuni 3 hours ago
      It's a cool demonstration, I'll give them that. From what I've seen online, people don't even seem to consider whether or not they would actually want this, just because the novelty of it. I'd even ignore that and call it good marketing, if that's what they would actually try to sell here - but you need some kind of special invitation access to even get those, while they use this demonstration to boost the pre-orders for a car without the features everyone is talking about (or at least trying to, we'll see how many will actually go for it).
      • rickdeckard 3 hours ago
        Yeah, that's what I meant. The gap between what's presented as ready-to-order and the actual practical feasibility of the product is so big, it wows people because they are still accustomed to presentations of actually consumable products.

        And also your point: It is a company presenting a jet-pack to actually sell a premium back-pack under the same name.

        They invested in the engineering of 1-10 jet-packs, to sell 200-2000 backpacks...

      • nutjob2 3 hours ago
        And more to the point: want what?

        The demonstrations seems to be very specific, it probably can't do anything more than fall to the ground. The practicality of actual levitating the car may out of reach.

        Everyone calls it a "flying car" the idea is planted in people's mind and they let people's imagination or credulity do the rest. Stock price goes up.

        • autuni 41 minutes ago
          I agree this is more of a "jumping car" than anywhere near an actual "flying car". My main issue with both is that if ground based cars have an issue, for example an engine failure, in most cases you can still get the car to safely stop at the side of the road. If you're flying, that's a very different story.

          Even if we would accept the premise that flying cars will be the norm at some point, I'm not sure what people imagine that would do for them. Technically you could solve traffic jams to some degree, but still not entirely because I can't imagine that at any point flying cars would mean that you just fly wherever you want. It would give us multilayered traffic, which is cool to reduce traffic jams, but does it really do anything else?

          • rickdeckard 7 minutes ago
            That's true.

            But prior to any of that, I'm fascinated by how irrational it is to think that this jumping car is even remotely feasible to participate in any kind of traffic.

            That's why I assume that the general public expects that Tesla has already solved all these problems, as they otherwise wouldn't announce such a product.

            In reality, we apparently have entered times where they could present a teleporting machine and start a 200k USD pre-order with little to no public scrutiny.

    • qarl 3 hours ago
      I'm reminded of that time that guy made the Statue of Liberty disappear.
  • mjamil 7 hours ago
    Using suction to create downforce is an idea that’s been built for race track usage in the past (and been successful in F1 in the ‘70s), but the near certainty of mortal injury from the system failing (and thus destabilizing the vehicle at high speed) made it unpopular and its incorporation has been very limited (McLaren and Ariel did versions, I think). I’m confused how this has (or will pass) regulatory approval for road use. Is the idea that the driver should only utilize this on a track?
    • simondotau 4 hours ago
      > I’m confused how this has (or will pass) regulatory approval for road use.

      It won't.

      And this is also true of being able to go over 90 MPH, despite many sports/premium cars touting an ability to reach a top speed above 150 MPH. Some cars come with "Donut" or drift modes. Donuts and drifting are definitely not road legal actions. These, and many other capabilities of sports cars, are obviously for track use only. These Roadster gimmicks are no different.

    • modeless 6 hours ago
      I think others have used a skirt that needs to extend quite close to the ground to work, so uneven ground can cause sudden loss of suction. Maybe this is solvable somehow?

      I'm more worried about the COPVs exploding in a crash, for the thruster version. Hopefully it will keep the tanks empty unless a special launch mode is enabled with a warning siren sounding as long as they're pressurized.

      • 233mhz 1 hour ago
        > Maybe this is solvable somehow?

        Why would you solve that? Open roads aren't a track, we don't build highways with 90 degree turns, there is no need for such thing

      • carlosjobim 6 hours ago
        Are they worse than a gasoline tank exploding?
        • margalabargala 5 hours ago
          Very much so. A gasoline tank creates a fireball but not an explosion.
        • modeless 5 hours ago
          Yes.
        • emkoemko 5 hours ago
          gasoline tanks explode? how ... ?
    • sschueller 4 hours ago
      • rasz 1 hour ago
        The "base" model will pretty much be McMurtry Spéirling at promised quarter of the price.
    • thrance 41 minutes ago
      > I’m confused how this has (or will pass) regulatory approval for road use.

      Corruption? Musk is already down a quarter of a billions in donations to the GOP for these incoming elections.

    • emkoemko 5 hours ago
      what about like a countless random debris on the road? wouldn't that get sucked up and damage the fan?
    • bradlys 3 hours ago
      Probably allowed outside of California.

      The suction system is interesting. It's possible for it to work on the street but incredibly dumb. The kind of gap you have to keep is millimeters off the ground and your typical streets in the real world have so much damage and inconsistency it's hard to imagine it working for anything but straight line acceleration on a newly paved road. This would be a suicide mission to drive this on Skyline with the expectation to get 2-3g in the bends.

      The concerns about debris and so forth are somewhat valid but can be taken care of. Similar to dust collectors for woodworking - this will have a cyclone separator, mesh, and whatnot that will prevent the blades from getting wrecked by a rock. But wouldn't want to tail this thing. It'll be pelting your car.

      It'll be another "car goes really fast in a straight line" feature which electric cars have always done well with. While it'd be cool to use the suction system to get incredible g forces in bends - it'll be too dangerous for public roads. You'd immediately fly off the road if you lost any suction and I don't know what public roads (especially in the Bay Area) you could run such a system reliably on.

  • pbohun 8 hours ago
    Okay, that's some of the most impressive feats I've ever seen. Congratulations to the engineers!
    • sschueller 4 hours ago
      Is that "flying" car a "real" car? As in full battery and standard weight or is it just a shell stripped down to the minimum to save weight.
      • johnnyApplePRNG 2 hours ago
        Looking at the promo video... This thing weights less than 500 pounds, guaranteed.

        No to mention there was no actual driver in it.

    • cr125rider 7 hours ago
      Because it makes zero economic sense to make a car do that?
      • 10xDev 1 hour ago
        Remember when you were a child and your imagination wasn't killed yet by money and politics?
      • simondotau 4 hours ago
        Most supercars and hypercars make zero economic sense.
      • swyx 6 hours ago
        you fail to understand the psychology of billionaires
  • Keyframe 8 hours ago
    Production and other realities aside, I've seen some cool shit in my life and this demo is high up there! Did you guys catch 0.5 mach target top speed? That's 600kmh. It'd better do that flying because there probably aren't any rubber tyres that could endure that before exploding within seconds.
  • mullingitover 8 hours ago
    So this is a completely obvious scam, right? I don't see anyone else calling this out and I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

    The thing that they showed off isn't something that they could legally sell, it would basically be a bomb. Also, the battery pack that would go in the car would be so large that they couldn't do the stunts they showed in their drone vehicle.

    Are we not calling an obvious stock pumping charade what it is out of some sense of politeness?

    • j4k0bfr 7 hours ago
      I feel like it's also crazy irresponsible to sell this deathtrap to the public, since it's pretty much guaranteed buyers will joyride this on public roads.

      - The cold-gas only version will shotgun debris into onlookers, and possibly yeet anyone behind it.

      - Active suction is very cool until a rock punches through your intakes.

      - Lithium batteries and pressurised tanks in the same package, yippee!

      Thank god it'll take them years to manufacture this thing.

      • zdragnar 7 hours ago
        It isn't being sold to the public. Of the three versions, the one that is "road ready" doesn't have the gimmicky thrusters. The one that is displayed is available by invite only, and even if you have a quarter of a million to reserve the racing model, you aren't likely to get a license plate for use on public roads.
      • javascriptfan69 7 hours ago
        They're not selling this to the public.

        They'll make a handful that a select few billionaires will get to keep in a hanger somewhere for bragging rights.

        There's a reason we don't see a driver in these demos and they don't do anything beyond very choreographed stunts. There's no way a human can actually control those thrusters in a way that doesn't kill you. Unless you're a fighter pilot.

        • maxgashkov 6 hours ago
          I agree with the first two points, but why do you think the thrusters have to be manually controlled? My expectation would be it'd just perform one of the pre-programmed tricks taking in the sensor data to adapt mid-way, the same way they do auto-landings in SpaceX (no one is controlling the landing booster manually, right?).
          • javascriptfan69 3 hours ago
            Sorry, but "just use sensor data and do it like the spacex landings" is such a ridiculous hand-waving of the scope of the actual problem.
            • maxgashkov 1 hour ago
              Explain what you mean please. First, this is not going on a public road anytime ever, so in an unlikely event this product will actually see the light of day, it’s very likely that anyone who attempts this will do it on mostly static controlled circuit/pad. I don’t know how they did the demo, but I don’t see it as something outside of the realm of reality to calculate ‘kickflip’ on the fly using whatever sensors they put in this thing.

              I wouldn’t want to sit in it tho (and I’m guessing no one in the demographic this will be sold to would want this level of risk either).

        • 10111001 4 hours ago
          > There's a reason we don't see a driver in these demos and they don't do anything beyond very choreographed stunts. There's no way a human can actually control those thrusters in a way that doesn't kill you. Unless you're a fighter pilot.

          I'm not even sure if a fighter pilot could. The passenger compartment of the "Rocket" model is probably packed full of tanks and other equipment, to deliver total of a few seconds of flight time. Doing anything in the air would probably require such precise timing no person could do manually, and it probably can't even be done automatically outside very controlled conditions.

    • billfor 7 hours ago
      Well we could examine the history here, for instance when he bought Twitter that it would immediately collapse (now its more popular than ever and Bluesky is the one that's falling apart) and when the Cybertruck was announced there were lots of people saying it could never be made: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21602437
      • 40four 7 hours ago
        It’s crazy how many Cybertrucks I see in my hometown, and I don’t live in that big of a city. They are incredibly popular. This car will be incredibly popular to. Peoples are getting bent out of shape about the “thrust” and “rocket” variants, but who cares? Those will be few and far between. For rich collectors mostly. How about just the base model? It looks wild, I’m sure it will be fun as hell to drive. They are going to sell a ton of these things.
        • 233mhz 1 hour ago
          > They are incredibly popular.

          They sell 20k of them per year. It's the opposite of popular

        • Grombobulous 5 hours ago
          Cybertrucks objectively missed sales expectations by a lot. The numbers are well-documented.

          The Mitsubishi Outlander outsells it.

          I can’t imagine a car without a steering wheel benign fun to drive. Tesla has never been known for handling and driving dynamics.

          • rpmisms 5 hours ago
            The 3 handles quite nicely, I'd compare the performance model favorably to any BMW M3.
            • Grombobulous 5 hours ago
              I have never heard any serious automotive journalist come up with that sort of comparison.

              Numb steering, crashy handling, that’s what the gearheads seem to say about Tesla vehicles.

              They go fast but they are absolutely not at the top of the class for driving dynamics.

              I’ve test driven a Model Y Performance and the steering was lighter and more numb than my basic economy car. The car goes fast but that’s all it does.

              If the roadster has drive by wire like the cybertruck that’s going to be even worse.

              • rpmisms 4 hours ago
                Maybe if you don't like driving? It's really a solid car. Much better than the WRX, which is quite good. Make sure you set steering to low assist. The performance models in general are serious machines. Top of class in their price range by a long shot.
      • thrance 38 minutes ago
        You forgot about how everyone was insisting the Hyperloop would never work and then it became the principal mode of transportation. Or how we couldn't possibly have a Mars colony in 2024. Or how twitter would never become the West's everything app. Etc.
      • jfoster 5 hours ago
        Elon Musk causes incredible amounts of historical non-examination. There are now so many examples that it's actually difficult to list them all. My guess is that people just get very confused by the difference between late delivery and non-delivery.
    • kccoder 5 hours ago
      No kidding. Musk is SIX YEARS late on delivering the previous version of the roadster, which has been superseded by today's announcement, promising its delivery in a few years, and everyone is just lappin' it up.
      • simondotau 4 hours ago
        The people lapping it up aren't prospective customers, they're just people enjoying the spectacle.
    • tiku 7 hours ago
      Well I see no numbers saying how long it will fly. Perhaps it "hops", could easily see that happening with a burst of air below the car. (While standing still, accelerating the car upwards for 1 second with a burst of air)
    • Nition 7 hours ago
      I suppose at least we can say there is a working car that seems to be able to actually do the things as advertised, which is more than one could ever say for e.g. the Moller Skycar.
    • rickdeckard 4 hours ago
      I wouldn't be surprised if the presented "invite-only" variant will mostly be aimed at Saudi investors, and they will get an invite if they invest a billion into the company.

      This would even be a sensible choice for Tesla, because it will put that car in a garage far away from public scrutiny...

      (thinking just about all the debris damage-potential of those thrusters here, not even any potential quality issues)

    • sschueller 4 hours ago
      > The thing that they showed off isn't something that they could legally sell

      The cybertruck is for sale and FSD is active in the US. The US lets automakers "self-certify" that they are safe. So although I don't think this thing should ever be sold, it may end of on US roads.

    • WheelsAtLarge 7 hours ago
      My big question is, would anyone want one? It's an interesting life size hotwheels car but who would want one other than to show at a monster truck rally. The original Tesla Roadster was a masterpiece compared to this new one. Talk about missing the mark by a mile...
      • euio757 7 hours ago
        > who would want one

        The Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.

    • rasz 1 hour ago
      McMurtry Spéirling is 900 kg with 1000hp and 100KW battery and 2000 kg suction fan.

      Flying / rocket acceleration are special versions they can sell one offs capable of doing the stunt once per canister change.

    • testing22321 7 hours ago
      Flying is obviously a gimmick, but when Elon said this will crush all track records he wasn’t kidding.

      The base model has the suction fans which will make huge gains.

      Next model up has rear thrusters for the acceleration, which will be more insane. It’s limited production.

      Final model that can fly is invite only and will be a joke on the track, using those thrusters to go around corners way, way faster than normal.

      I wish they had shown track laps and 1/4 mile times instead of the gimmick of flying.

      • sicher 4 hours ago
        If they could have they would have shown it.
        • testing22321 4 hours ago
          I honestly think it’s not finished yet (that’s why no production till 28 and Elon obviously being not confident the demo would work)

          They also wouldn’t have wanted it on test tracks before today.

          • sicher 3 hours ago
            You can tell a lot about what you don't see... For instance, a driver getting in - or out.

            If that thing would have looked like a huge drone (which I strongly suspect it is) no one would be up in arms about it.

    • tdhz77 7 hours ago
      I was #12 Tesla Roadster owner. I spoke across the country with my father. We drove from coast to coast in 2014 at a time when there was a lot of doubt. — I supported elons “mission” and now we know it’s a neo Nazi front of a company. This company and Elon has been a scam since he stole JB Straubel. How do I know? JB Straubel is my father.
      • jacquesm 7 hours ago
        I can't make soup of this. Your dad is a billionaire and you're left to fend for yourself? That's got to be some story.
        • tdhz77 7 hours ago
          You didn’t read what I wrote.
      • matt-attack 7 hours ago
        Neo Nazi? Seems a bit much.
    • speg 8 hours ago
      That’s why it’s invite only.
    • sailfast 8 hours ago
      If you wanted another pretext to merge Tesla and SpaceX this would be a good way.

      The existing tech fab plus this car maybe makes it harder to sue once the merger happens - but he will still be sued. “Look we’re making it rocket cars with AI of course we should be one company”

      • estearum 7 hours ago
        A pretext that convinces the most credulous people on the planet. Clever guy this Musk.
    • adocomplete 7 hours ago
      I mean is it ever actually being released? probably not.

      Was it a an amazing demo? yes.

    • leesec 7 hours ago
      What are you talking about re: the battery pack?
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      • akerl_ 7 hours ago
        This is an especially interesting comment given that it misunderstands the Dropbox comment in the common way.
    • mlindner 7 hours ago
      I think calling it a scam is a crazy thing to say. Tesla has never not (eventually) shipped a product they said they would .

      Also yes you can legally sell it. Whether you can legally operate it is a different question.

      • otterley 7 hours ago
        May I remind you of the promised 90 second battery swap…13 years ago? https://youtu.be/Oj6LaYFall4?si=RGE8mbZQFdElq0sq
        • mlindner 4 hours ago
          That wasn't a product they were going to sell to customers.
      • charlesabarnes 7 hours ago
        The roadster hasn't shipped after 9 years. Including a referral program for preorders. I find it incredibly more insane to be trusting of this
      • seabrookmx 7 hours ago
        The second generation Roadster (reservations for which opened in 2017) literally is the product they didn't ship.

        Also Cybercab.

        How many Optimus robots are out in the wild?

        It is a scam, 100%.

        • mlindner 4 hours ago
          This was a product reveal for the new second generation Roadster though?

          Cybercab is operating already on the roads? They're building the factory for mass producing them right now.

          Optimus robot is still in development.

        • testing22321 7 hours ago
          There are now 300 cyber cabs driving people around Austin, and they’re working on rolling it out.

          Optimus is coming, the huge factory in Austin is being built now.

          Late? Always. But coming.

          • tuwtuwtuwtuw 5 hours ago
            Telling how you skipped his first paragraph.
            • testing22321 4 hours ago
              For sure, that one is a miss (or very long delay)

              Two outta three ain’t bad.

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      • billfor 7 hours ago
        He actually says in the video that it might not be legal to operate but they could still sell you one. Anything is legal off-road on your own private property.
        • ygjb 7 hours ago
          Yeah, once you leave the ground you aren't on your property anymore.
          • derektank 7 hours ago
            Not true, though the exact boundary is not well defined. See US v. Causby

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Causby

          • fivefifty 7 hours ago
            Depends where you are, but generally you are good to around 400ft above your own property in most cases.
          • billfor 7 hours ago
            FAA jurisdiction over the airspace is not the same as a rule prohibiting every form of powered lift-off within it. There's a lot of grey area in FAA regs - for instance you can land a plane on your lawn in class E (if you could manage it).
      • m463 7 hours ago
        There are a long list of cars that have not-really-legal abilities.

        The corvette ZR-1 had a special key that would unlock all the performance. I don't think it met emissions when unlocked.

        Lots of newer muscle cars have performance modes and dragstrip modes that you shouldn't use.

        Even other teslas, like model 3 performance and model s plaid have have track mode and dragstrip mode that shouldn't be used on public streets.

      • alasdair_ 7 hours ago
        He took preorders for the roadster nine years ago. It never shipped.
        • mlindner 4 hours ago
          What do you think this product reveal was for? The roadster.
      • bakies 7 hours ago
        this is a new roadster, the previous roadster hasnt sold a unit
        • javascriptfan69 7 hours ago
          WAIT THIS ISN'T THE ONE THAT PEOPLE PREORDERED NINE YEARS AGO?
        • mlindner 4 hours ago
          The preorders converted over. It's the same product in effect.
    • jrflo 7 hours ago
      I think it’s real, the “invite only” version could probably do the kickflip over the semis, but would probably completely exhaust the tanks and require special equipment to refill or take hours with an onboard pump. And the flip is certainly a scripted stunt, not something you’d actually be able to do live. The math doesn’t seem to be completely unreasonable as a one off demo
      • al_borland 7 hours ago
        They said there is a compressor to re-pressurize the tanks while driving. It made it sound like a power-up in a video game. You can't use it all the time, but if you wait for it to charge up, use it as many times as you want.

        I think the bigger issue with be making it street legal. Kickflipping over traffic, and refusing visibility for everyone to 0 in the process, can't be good.

        For closed courses, movies, etc it's really cool.

        • jrflo 6 hours ago
          I don’t think it would be street legal, hence the invite only thing. More of a status symbol / car collector curiosity than an actual car
    • espeed 7 hours ago
      When I searched for Tesla on YouTube at the start of the event, the first live event returned was this, an AI generated Tesla presentation with Elon telling users to send bitcoin and he'll send you back double as a promotional event like an X Money thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5EDp2rEbFA. The QR code went to this site: https://roadster.tv. I reported it to YouTube.
      • 40four 7 hours ago
        Why are you reposting links to scams?
        • espeed 6 hours ago
          So someone can look into it.
    • phyzix5761 8 hours ago
      China has had flying cars since 2023 so I don't see how this is a scam. The flying mechanism is unique for the Roadster so that's still to be seen how it would perform out in public.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZpQZSBTi7k

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2c-B3y7yGQ

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU5viDOjWLw

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSjXf7IUSDw

      • crummy 8 hours ago
        wow i did not realise this. are there videos of these flying cars? can you buy them?
        • solyin 7 hours ago
          There's also a real life speeder bike from Star Wars, if you've got an extra million dollars sitting around.

          https://volonaut.com/

        • motionlessveloc 8 hours ago
          XPeng has been spruiking flying cars (really just giant quadcopters) for a while now, but while they exist and can fly, they're more of a publicity stunt. For example, while you can buy the X2 in Australia, you can't legally fly it.

          https://www.carexpert.com.au/car-news/australias-first-flyin...

        • Nition 8 hours ago
          The only one I can think that they might mean is the BYD Yangwang U9. It can jump a tiny bit.
        • phyzix5761 8 hours ago
          Yep, just google: china flying cars. They're basically human sized drones/quadcopters.
      • TheDong 8 hours ago
        I mean, Tesla demoed, promised, and took reservation money for a roadster reboot that _also_ didn't contain any technology China didn't have in 2017, and at this point they still haven't delivered on that and it feels safe to call it a scam.

        Just because the technology is technically feasible doesn't mean that a specific company is not scamming you when they promise it.

        And Tesla already has enough of a history of fake promises (your tesla will be a self-driving robotaxi earning money while you sleep within a few years, FSD will take you across the country while you sleep by next year, humanoid robots, the new roadster is taking reservations now and will deliver soon, regulation is the only thing holding up FSD, etc etc).

        • phyzix5761 7 hours ago
          To be fair the main reason why FSD hasn't been a wide spread thing is mostly due to local regulations. The technology exists and performs fairly well. FSD is allowed in pretty much all the same cities Waymo is allowed to operate so we can see from this that its a regulatory issue not a technological one.
      • m4ck_ 8 hours ago
        I mean it looks cool but considering they haven't produced any of the other Roadster models in any meaningful quantity, and have repeatedly come up short on much more reasonable product offerings... Idk I have just the slightest doubt about a flying electric car hitting the market any time soon. Hasn't it been nearly a decade since the promise of a software update that would turn your Tesla into a self-driving taxi that can earn money while you're not using it?
      • bakies 7 hours ago
        none of these are videos of flying cars
  • zbrozek 8 hours ago
    Can this be scaled down to a Roomba? Then it would both be more useful at picking stuff up off the floor, and able to recover from falling down the stairs.
    • peri-cl 48 minutes ago
      Vroomba!

      Square-cube scaling being what it is, I think it'd be much more reasonable to use propellers (like quadcopters) than try to scale down COPV's to a Vroomba! size. That's actually an interesting product idea. A small flying vacuum cleaner could clean a variety of surfaces; not only floors.

      (And you could even mount the charging station on the ceiling, so it doesn't take up floor space).

    • al_borland 7 hours ago
      All the dust around it on the floor would end up airborne again.
      • zbrozek 6 hours ago
        That's OK if it's just to save itself from dying in the event of a fall down the stairs. Should be infrequent!
    • mrheosuper 2 hours ago
      Imagine walking up stair and suddenly a roomba launch itself at your face.
  • gcanyon 7 hours ago
    Anyone know the physics of mach diamonds purely from compressed gas? I'm not a physicist, but I thought one of the key aspects of compressed gas is that it can't expand faster than the speed of sound in that gas -- the speed of sound is literally the limit to how fast it can expand?
    • Zee2 5 hours ago
      Gas expanding faster than the speed of sound is called a shockwave - and the Mach diamonds are essentially the expanding gas shockwave “bouncing” back and forth as it hits the atmosphere, forming a standing wave of high and low compression zones.
  • nhinck2 8 hours ago
    Good on Elon for putting out a car that embodies his best trait, sucking as hard as possible.
    • jjordan 7 hours ago
      I wish all the Elon haters put as much effort into making their comments as humorous as yours. Well done.
    • gizajob 8 hours ago
      It also blows.
  • glimshe 8 hours ago
    I could have used that when leaving Costco last Saturday.
    • m463 7 hours ago
      Can't help but think of the super-large size toilet paper pack getting sucked into the fans...
  • __m 5 hours ago
    Cool marketing gimmick. The suction is cool though, let’s see how it will do on the track. Basically your own Brabham BT46, very cool
    • trombuance 4 hours ago
      I thought so at first but then Musk mentioned the thrusters can recharge themselves with pumps in the car. So it will actually be something owners can use repeatedly without needing complicated refills from Tesla service.

      Not that I'd ever spend that much money on a car or need this at all, but for people who buy luxury vehicles I can see it. Definitely something we've never had in car history.

      • __m 3 hours ago
        But where would you (be allowed to) use that and risk wrecking your car and life? They weren’t confident to put a person in either. I guess it’s for shows only, the reservation page says invitation only. It’s definitely impressive but it will probably stay a marketing tool.
        • joquarky 2 hours ago
          Seems like a practical use would be rapid stopping or cushioning a collision.
      • sfblah 4 hours ago
        I wonder whether they will actually be able to recharge to that pressure level in a production car. I kind of doubt it, plus it will be noisy, consume a ton of energy and take a long time.
        • dotancohen 3 hours ago
          Not to mention the mass. Perhaps the pressure vessels could be relatively lightweight, but a pump that could charge such a pressure vessel to the pressure and capacity needed for this type of stunt will not be lightweight.

          And mass is one of the top engineering concerns for these types of performance vehicles, even those which do not need to fight gravity.

    • sfblah 4 hours ago
      What happens if there's a rock in the road and it gets sucked up?
    • dboreham 5 hours ago
      We say McMurtry Spéirling this century :)
  • tekacs 8 hours ago
    The fact that the one that can fly is invite-only makes me wonder if there would be ITAR issues with the guidance mechanisms that they have to put into it.

    I'm not saying that there aren't lower hanging fruit reasons why they wouldn't make more of those, but you can see how the guidance necessary to make this move the way that it does could be dual use.

    • viraptor 7 hours ago
      I suspect it's more because some rando could actually try to use it in public space. The invite only means they could send it to people who will give them good PR, are known not to be idiots, and can be invited to sign many responsibility disclaimers.
      • tekacs 7 hours ago
        That makes a ton of sense, yes! To be honest, I was wondering less about their reasons for invite-only and more about whether this kind of gentle and precise guidance with cold gas thrusters might hit ITAR.
    • Grombobulous 5 hours ago
      It’s way simpler than that, it’s just a collector car like a special edition Ferrari.

      They have to sell one to say that it exists. It’s marketing.

      Absolutely nobody who owns that vehicle will be “flying” it.

  • still-learning 8 hours ago
    Genuinely impressed, incredible demo
  • iugtmkbdfil834 8 hours ago
    Been a while since I was impressed with a tech presentation. I was waiting for a clear case of AI assisted movement ( though I personally expected to see it for the first time in a military chopper ).

    **

    Side note, as I was looking for the right stream, youtube gave me a link to a different deep fake 'Musk' stream where he extolled virtues of sending him money ( https://roadster-tesla.com/#participate ). Everything has changed man. I am sure the scammer actually got some people.

  • vladdoster 8 hours ago
    aka a $245,000 loan to tesla with no interest for 10 years
    • pseudosavant 8 hours ago
      They first started taking deposits on the Roadster 9 years ago in 2017 with a 2020 production date. It’ll be shocking if they ever sell this car they showed today. If they do, it’ll be many years late, not fly, and cost twice what they are saying. Just like the CyberTruck.
    • treesknees 8 hours ago
      The one that doesn’t fly is only a $45,000 loan
      • m463 6 hours ago
        I think it is $50,000 to reserve.
  • piskov 5 minutes ago
    How come this totally cool thing with 397 points is on the third fucking page being #65.
  • elil17 3 hours ago
    BYD has made the more practical cousin of this, and you can actually buy it. They have a car which jumps over potholes automatically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIKAn8yDkpA
  • wateralien 1 hour ago
    The thing that made the design of the original Tesla cars successful, before they went all in on this "future looks like the future" idiocy, is that they just looked good. Tasteful. All that crazy new tech was put in a package which hid it and it just became a sleek, good looking car on the road. Now Tesla design is obsessed with it cosplaying a Ridley Scott 80's wet dream and it looks stupid. The cars look like a show at universal studios theme park. When you do the "future looks like the future" it's always a sci-fi author's idea of "the future" which is cheesy and outdated as soon as its done. This is a boomer's idea of "future" aesthetics and it's not what the actual future looks like.
  • feverzsj 5 hours ago
    Maybe the most useless feature for a car. I'd imagine you need some commercial performance license to actually own this feature.
    • simondotau 5 hours ago
      Also true of being able to go over 90 MPH, despite many sports/premium cars touting an ability to reach a top speed above 150 MPH.

      Some cars come with "Donut Mode" or drift modes. Donuts and drifting are definitely not road legal actions. These, and many other capabilities of sports cars, are obviously for track use only. These Roadster gimmicks are no different.

      • godwinson__4-8 4 hours ago
        Cars seem so full of gimmicky features these days. A friend's car yesterday stopped us when exiting because it thought we left behind belongings in the back seat - it was just an empty package. That was not something I would have ever thought a car would flag. It's not that fancy of a car (entry level SUV) but it is fairly new, it just kind of bothered me.

        One reason I hope Slate does well - newer cars have too much useless tech across the board. At least with a sports car the gimmicks are part of the appeal. Entry level new cars should be simpler, modular, and cheaper. Just let me drive and stop trying to be so helpful.

        • xp84 4 hours ago
          The back seat thing is probably the things cars have been adding to try to combat those freak memory accidents when parents forgot to drop the baby off at daycare and left them in the car in the sun all day with disastrous consequences.
      • F7F7F7 4 hours ago
        150mph is the "gentleman's agreement" speed. If a car can do 150 chances are it can do 200.
        • Gathering6678 4 hours ago
          I don't think this is true: drag increases with the square of velocity, so that's close to double the drag from 150 to 200, and I believe somewhere above 60/70 mph, aerodynamic drag starts to overtake road resistance as the main friction source, i.e. it takes significantly more horsepower to be able to do 200 than 150.
      • wickedsight 59 minutes ago
        > Also true of being able to go over 90 MPH

        Kinda, but not really. In Germany you can do that on public roads. And there are many circuits you can do track days at that only require a street legal car and a helmet.

        Meanwhile even the suction functionality of the roadster will probably be banned at most track days because it throws a bunch of rocks and dirt at cars behind you.

        • simondotau 32 minutes ago
          I’m sure they’ve factored in road debris. Tyres also throw stones and dirt at cars behind, sometimes with remarkable force.

          The intake will need to be minimally filtered, my guess is something similar to fly screen mesh (screen door material, for the yanks) or finer. Debris would then just fall to the ground when the fans aren’t running.

    • thordenmark 5 hours ago
      And it begins. I can't wait to hear all the ways people will poo poo this incredible tech tomorrow.
      • dumberquestions 3 hours ago
        It's an awesome performance, but I don't know why you'd want this in your actual day to day car and pay a premium for it, all power to you if you do but I wouldn't call not sharing that preference 'poo pooing the incredible tech'.
    • mrheosuper 4 hours ago
      Imagine driving on highway and suddenly a Tesla car fall on your car and kill the entire family
  • sashank_1509 3 hours ago
    It’s cool, I’d love this if I had the money to afford it. Maybe in a decade, it will be more practical and have more legitimate use cases, I’m not sure!

    Also a massive feat of engineering, congrats to their team.

  • etothet 7 hours ago
    I watched the ~16 minute presentation on YouTube and it was as if Elon and the two other guys presenting were doing a skit at a talent show. They seemed extremely unprepared. Maybe they were intentionally trying to come across as off the cuff, but it felt unnatural and cringey. Together they have the charisma of a paper clip. These guys are so full of themselves that it’s difficult to appreciate whatever accomplishment this may or may not be. And, of course, no way it will be street legal with air thrusters. What a complete joke.
    • al_borland 7 hours ago
      When presenting the world with a flying car, one doesn't need much extra charisma, the demo does it all. I think most people would be pretty excited (or full of themselves) knowing what they were about to show.
    • rogerrogerr 4 hours ago
      Tesla presentations (and Musk presentations generally) have always been weirdly awkward.

      As an engineer who dislikes polished presentations of unimpressive things, it encourages me that it’s still possible to do a bad presentation about an amazing thing and (most) people don’t grumble too much.

    • 233mhz 59 minutes ago
      > it felt unnatural and cringey.

      No way?! Elon Musk? Unnatural and cringey?!

    • vpribish 6 hours ago
      really weirdly awkward
  • DiabloD3 55 minutes ago
    Given how Tesla's profitability nearly vanished due to Elon outing himself with the "roman salute", I don't see why he thinks his company will be around long enough to actually get this out the door.

    I have no reason to believe this isn't another Deplorean.

  • dmix 7 hours ago
    The suction and air recovery part might be forward thinking for how we design roads or tunnels. They might not all need to be flat. Especially when autonomous.
    • clintonb 7 hours ago
      So the CyberCab will drive on the ceiling of the Boring Company’s tunnel?
      • dmix 7 hours ago
        Definitely not upside down, I was thinking of short inclines, possible as a sort of tunnel bypass. Assuming all the cars are networked for mechanical failures and the batteries can handle it. But that's only after the 5 minutes I spent considering the idea and mostly stolen from I Robot movie like most of Tesla's ideas.
        • tgv 30 minutes ago
          You've got to be kidding. That's mighty uncomfortable when the angle is only a bit steep, the inclined lanes would be exclusive to expensive cars with this kind of capability (which no tax payer will want to subsidise), and when there's a traffic jam that takes a minute longer than your battery capacity, your car will just fall on top of another?
        • al_borland 7 hours ago
          The biggest hurdle might be if the public would be tolerant of such extreme angles. It would feel like a slow roller coaster.
          • dmix 6 hours ago
            Yeah I was thinking it would suck for a passenger which is why it would only be useful for temporary bypass situations, since tunnels can clog up if cars fail. But that's a lot of engineering just for that one usecase. But I do except tunnels to become much more popular as cities become more dense and cars become automated.
    • m463 7 hours ago
      also parking.
  • bronlund 4 hours ago
    Finally. We've been waiting for flying cars for a while now!

    I kind of concluded that they really don't want us messing around up in the air - for reasons. Now, combined with self-driving capabilities, maybe it's back on the table :)

    That being said, I suspect that they way do this, as shown in the demo, is sustainable for seconds only. And if I understood it correctly, the system is not really for flight, but for correcting momentum while driving in turns and such.

  • MiroslavPokorny 2 hours ago
    If helipads can only handle one chopper ever few minutes, and they are surrounded by clear and open space, then that tells you that theres no way flying cars with the frequency of typical roads or even quite streets will ever happen.
    • tgv 35 minutes ago
      I think that's to do with the wake/vortices a helicopter creates. Apparently, the effect is so strong that it can affect lift in a fairly large area over a few minutes. There's a recent case where a light plane took off in the neighborhood of a heli that just landed, and it veers off course, and hits the heli.
  • bronlund 4 hours ago
    Finally. We've been waiting for flying cars for a while now!

    I kind of concluded that they really don't want us messing around up in the air - for reasons. Now, combined with self-driving capabilities, maybe it's back on the table :)

    That being said, I suspect that they way do this, as shown in the demo, is sustainable for seconds only. And if I understood it correctly, the system is not really for flight, but for correcting momentum while driving in turns and such.

  • sidcool 5 hours ago
    I don't know the practicality of this car, or if the production version will have these thrusters, but the demo was epic. It tickled my childhood dream of working with mechanical stuff.
  • george_max 7 hours ago
    This is an incredible feat of engineering. I have my doubts of the 2028 mass production timeline, but I am quite amazed.
  • salamandars 8 hours ago
    The video goes against my intuition for how much performance you can get out of cold gas thrusters. I wonder if someone could do some back of the envelope maths on how much thrust and impulse you can get from a setup like this?

    My primary scepticism is how much the prototype weighs, and whether it can still jump with 2 passengers + 1000kg of batteries inside.

    • tristanj 7 hours ago
      Based on the statement that the suction fan generates 2g of downforce, and the telemetry showing the fan operating at 4,700 kg @ ~95% load, the Tesla Roadster weighs approximately 2,300 to 2,500 kg.
  • 4d4m 7 hours ago
    I dig the commitment to the low poly look! Really cool and fits in with the new design direction.
  • ppcguy 3 hours ago
    It's great to watch these types of videos and tech ideas. It makes me really happy.
  • helsinkiandrew 4 hours ago
    Misdirection

    The art of deliberately guiding or diverting an audience's attention away from a secret action (such as sleight of hand) so the trick can happen unnoticed. Instead of forcing the audience to look away crudely, good misdirection makes the audience want to look at something else naturally.

    > Tesla Sales Slump in Third Quarter

    https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/tesla-sales-fell-in-third...

    • 233mhz 57 minutes ago
      It's ok they'll merge with space x and basically be part of the US military which means sales figures won't matter anymore
    • Lerc 3 hours ago
      Misdirection only works if you cash in during the interval immediately after the misdirect before the subject can refocus.

      Tesla Q3 sales will be the same tomorrow.

      It doesn't surprise me that any particular companies sales are down at the moment, how does Tesla compare to other car manufacturers out of interest.

    • durmusk 3 hours ago
      Tesla board meeting last week: Board: So guys, our sales are slumping. What do we do? Elon: I have this cool idea...
    • wickedsight 3 hours ago
      > Tesla Sales Slump in Third Quarter

      This isn't special though. 2023 was their best year and sales have been slowly declining since then. The share price has mostly been climbing since 2023. But soon they'll have a huge driverless fleet and robots or something.

  • rickdeckard 4 hours ago
    Just curious: Was there a demo of a stable straight jump as well, or always barrel-rolls?

    It must be incredibly difficult to keep the car stable while mid-air at low speeds, I suspect it wouldn't look that "elegant"...

    • jonwinstanley 3 hours ago
      Wasn’t stable. The straight jump they did was more like a mini rocket launch over some parked cars.

      You’d want something that smoothly hovers rather than a launch then catch with boosters.

      • rickdeckard 3 hours ago
        the jump over the cars I saw also had a barrel-roll as soon as the thrust of lifting off was over.

        Was there a second jump without a roll?

    • wickedsight 3 hours ago
      In the kickflip video it launches straight up and then proceeds to do a flip mid jump. The straight takeoff looks pretty solid to me.
      • rickdeckard 3 hours ago
        On takeoff you can stabilize against opposing forces, so especially without the weight or inertia of a driver it is quite straight (rockets also don't need to stabilize on take-off).

        But once that phase is overcome, how stable is the car actually mid-air?

        It looks to me that they added the barrel-roll because everything else would have looked worse...

  • vagab0nd 8 hours ago
    I never thought I'd live to see K.I.T.T
    • mshroyer 1 hour ago
      I'm thinking the car from the Sega Genesis game "Outrun 2019" (and only a few years late!)
  • jesse_faden 8 hours ago
    I've been recently playing a game called Approximately Up. You start from simple building blocks, thrusters and can use the in game logic system to build complex controls. One of the things I came about to learn was something to make a hover system for my ship was a simple PID controller. The side and bottom firing thrusters just remind me of my ship in the game. While the game is oversimplified and a bit arcadey, does anyone know what actually goes into this in the real life and is the huge feat the improvement on the weight of the whole car?
  • Grombobulous 5 hours ago
    As Doug DeMuro would say, this is a “rich guy go fast” car.

    Is it going to be fun and engaging to drive? Absolutely not. It doesn’t even have a steering wheel.

    Finally, a vehicle that’s perfect for the CEO in your life who wants to upload his brain to a data center powered by the body heat of his employees hooked up to the pods from The Matrix.

    • modeless 3 hours ago
      It has a steering yoke. F1 cars also have a steering yoke. Are F1 cars not fun and engaging to drive?

      It also has steer-by-wire which makes the steering yoke practical as they can tweak the steering ratio to prevent the need to go hand-over-hand. As they did for the Cybertruck.

      • nhinck3 1 hour ago
        F1 cars are not fun to drive
  • __mharrison__ 6 hours ago
    Wow, cool aesthetic. I feel like the this is what the cybertruck should have looked like but they didn't quite finish the design.
  • fivedogcity 8 hours ago
    The real feat would be to actually ship the gas-equipped models. The on-stage demonstration was certainly quite impressive but handling real world terrain is a whole different story. Not to mention compensating for drivers who will skew lead-footed without any experience of handling a third dimension.

    I am skeptical that this feature will prove to be much more than a publicity stunt, especially since the availability of these models will be so limited.

  • Animats 6 hours ago
    People who already have a Veyron should go for this.

    It's very impressive. Not useful, but impressive.

    • senectus1 6 hours ago
      there are approximately 450 in existence.. (ever made) Lets assume this car costs 1M each. (i bet its less) so if they sold 450 of these they'd make less than 500 million.

      If they ever deliver a single unit that's a low enough bar to make it completely economically infeesable.

      if they somehow managed to sell a couple of thousand... it might become profitable.

      this has to be just a fantastic bit of marketing to jazz up their share price.

      also.. I'd love to see a blooper roll of making it do these things...

      • rogerrogerr 4 hours ago
        I suspect the blooper reel is less interesting than we’d expect. SpaceX has demonstrated competency at putting cold gas thrusters on arbitrary masses and making them move as desired.
  • smoovb 6 hours ago
    I am amazed at how steady and in control the car was when flipping and jumping. If that kind of control on a vehicle is achieved today, it seems like flying car tech just took a giant lurch forward. Just in time for America's crumbling road infrastructure.
  • gtirloni 8 hours ago
    > It challenges the limits of design, engineering and physics to deliver an expertly crafted extra-terrestrial vehicle.

    closed tab. thanks.

  • aabajian 6 hours ago
    If I'm understanding this correctly, it uses the electric motor to compress air into large tanks? How much thrust could that generate (and for how long)? It'd be amazing to jump over East River or the Hudson.
  • Aeolun 8 hours ago
    At least this one doesn't look horrible. I can't see myself buying it, but I don't feel like I want to gag either.
  • anuptalwalkar 4 hours ago
    I have no words. Its like Elon asked Grok where can I take my business, and it suggested combine rockets and cars.
  • whyenot 3 hours ago
    If you can afford something this ridiculous, then IMO you aren't being taxed enough.
  • bradthebeaverfa 6 hours ago
    That surpassed all expectations.

    I'm so glad Elon exists. He must have spent over $100 million to build the flying variant with no hope of ever profiting off it. I can't imagine any other CEO ever doing that.

    • pbkompasz 1 hour ago
      $100M to boost Tesla shares by billions of $, how generous...
    • archagon 6 hours ago
      Hundreds of thousands of dead Africans may not be so happy he exists.
  • dualvariable 7 hours ago
    I mean, this is the gimmicky of gimmicks for the ultra-rich.

    It just means you can do jumps and stunts programmed into the vehicle at the push of a button with zero skill at being a stunt driver.

    The Dukes of Hazzard had to do that without the thrusters.

    Can't wait to see how people kill themselves and other people with those things by being stupid...

    Hopefully that shit gets blocked by the DOT and kept off public roads--which is probably the goal to get a bunch of drooling simps outraged over "government overreach" keeping them away from their "flying cars".

    • jacquesm 7 hours ago
      > and other people

      That's the bit where we diverge.

  • plesiv 3 hours ago
    It could have military applications; it's hard to imagine any civilian applications.
    • singularity2001 3 hours ago
      in theory it could avoid car crashes in practice the dudes that buy these cars will probably cause more crashes;)
      • autuni 3 hours ago
        idk about the safety of involving jumping cars into car crashes, I'd still prefer the brakes (obviously not always enough time). The one useful situation I could see is if you're driving (accidentally I hope) off a cliff.
  • lefrenchy 6 hours ago
    I worked at Tesla when they announced the Roadster 2 and said they’d start production. That never happened. Funny to see everyone eat this up, let’s see when or if they deliver.
  • djeastm 8 hours ago
    I must be old. I just keep thinking about what kind of whiplash I'd get with those flips
  • swyx 7 hours ago
    > an expertly crafted extra-terrestrial vehicle.

    hmmmm. spacex-tesla merger signalling?

  • hashstring 2 hours ago
    Tesla death throes, looks cool but they’re done.
  • Rebelgecko 8 hours ago
    Is the copy grok's writing style? It feels inhuman but still more readable than Opus
  • sawjet 8 hours ago
    You can hate the man, but you must respect him. Flying cars have truly arrived.
    • dawnerd 7 hours ago
      No they haven't? It can hop at best, in a demo unit, designed specifically for that demo.
      • NookDavoos 34 minutes ago
        Correct. I will wait until Elon does a flip in it himself.
    • joquarky 7 hours ago
      No. Respect is earned.
  • emkoemko 6 hours ago
    What's with the ugly design these days... even that new electric Ferrari just look terrible coming from Ferrari not even the right color
  • sailfast 8 hours ago
    Nice Testarossa!
  • TheAtomic 6 hours ago
    Flies, or jumps?

    Dunno. Looks like it jumps. Fying seems to require some degree of control over direction but I'm just a gravity-impaired bidep.

  • alexpadula 8 hours ago
    Flying cars before GTA6.
    • al_borland 7 hours ago
      Rockstar better get to work adding this car to the game.
  • xnx 5 hours ago
    Awesome technical demo (assuming these weren't prop cars). Painfully awkward presentation.
  • est 8 hours ago
    • Geee 7 hours ago
      No, they're cold gas thrusters. The car has an air compressor, a composite overwrapped pressure vessel (COPV) and 10 nozzles.
  • dataking 8 hours ago
    Rocket-inspired design hints at desire to merge Tesla and SpaceX?
  • gonzalohm 8 hours ago
    What's up with wheels not being round anymore? How is that supposed to work? I understand it for Formula 1, but for real world driving, it doesn't make any sense
    • carlosjobim 5 hours ago
      What kind of car doesn't have round wheels? This comment section must be the craziest I have seen so far on HN:
      • Glant 4 hours ago
        They're talking about the steering wheel, champ.
  • dmix 8 hours ago
  • jsonc 4 hours ago
    "grok, my flying tesla is dirty and there is a carwash 50 metres away. should i walk, drive or fly?"
  • Gud 4 hours ago
    What a downgrade from the renders we've seen so far.
  • BatFastard 4 hours ago
    Did you see 0 to 60 in 0.81 second, now THAT is flying!
  • siwatanejo 6 hours ago
    It seems it's not a convertible anymore? Which means it shouldn't be called a Roadster.
  • duesterriese 3 hours ago
    Flying car? That looks more like a jumping car to me - great engineering but a bit misleading imho.
  • phyzix5761 8 hours ago
    The engineering team did an amazing job!
    • joquarky 7 hours ago
      Great, now how about putting some of those amazing engineering brain cells into solving the impending water crisis.
      • MaxHoppersGhost 7 hours ago
        Go back to Reddit, we’re trying to enjoy cool stuff.
  • fbrncci 3 hours ago
    Crash test rating: undefined
  • phyzix5761 8 hours ago
    It can fly? Wow! What a time to be alive!
  • King-Aaron 8 hours ago
    I hate Tesla for their politics, broken promises, and all the drama that we are all aware and tired of hearing about. That being said, that was the coolest damn thing I've ever seen a car do.

    I don't think there's any doubt in anyone's mind that it'll never make production like this, but what I see as being demonstrated is a suborbital lander/off-world ground transport concept that can work in low gravity environments etc. This will aid autonomous delivery vehicles etc to be dropped from low orbit and find their own landing sites, and then drive to location.

    I wonder how many maimed kerbals are stranded around the space X facility while testing this.

    • j4k0bfr 7 hours ago
      Very cool stuff but all the "extra-terrestrial" stuff is complete bunk. This thing wouldn't survive Max-Q, let alone any kind of landing that isn't on a clean slab of concrete. It's a cool rich person toy, no other notes.
      • King-Aaron 7 hours ago
        You miss my point. They're demonstrating a landing system, it's just wrapped up in a car to fool the idiots that are going to pre-purchase it again so they can use that money to build more space X technology.

        The car is just a façade.

        Edit: And to expand on this. Owners of GM T.50' say they can't use the ground effect fan anywhere in public due to the debris it picks up and throws, and are ineffective on anything but near perfect roads. So that's not impressive to me. And the jet boosters are also ridiculous, there is not real-world application where you could use them outside of completely closed environments with no one nearby. It's a huge investment into reaction thrusters for a car that would never, ever be used - unless it was to demonstrate thruster technology for another reason.

        i.e. Space X.

        • j4k0bfr 2 hours ago
          Ah I see. Yeah looks like it's pretty much just RCS for cars. Space landing systems are pretty well understood from the rocketry side afaik. The hard parts seem to really be around autonomous landing site selection [1][2] in novel environments. We'll have to see if the Roadster can do significant in-flight landing manoeuvrers.

          [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IM-1#Lunar_landing [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakuto-R_Mission_1#Landing_att...

          • King-Aaron 1 hour ago
            The novel thing is atmospheric compressed air RCS, but even so I’m not talking moon landings.

            This feels like a delivery mechanism to drop hardware from terrestrial orbit. At least the last leg after parachutes

    • joquarky 7 hours ago
      What is this wonderful "autonomous delivery vehicle" capable of delivering?

      Also, assuming the delivery vehicle is destroyed at the end of each "delivery", what will it cost?

      • King-Aaron 6 hours ago
        ...why would you assume it would be destroyed? What even is your point?

        I think you are on an entirely different page.

  • treetalker 4 hours ago
    I recall that about 8 (10?) years ago the “Roadster 2” was advertised. Am I correct that that was repeatedly delayed and never delivered?

    My sense is that this is just more Elon Musk bullshit that will never materialize.

    • sfblah 4 hours ago
      Even if it does, these features aren't useful and can't be used in any realistic scenario. At best they're just party tricks.

      1. If you start flying and land on someone or something, that's a problem. 2. My strong bet is what they demonstrated is as far as the thing can fly, which is definitely cool as a party trick, but that's it.

      These cars are obviously chock full of machine-learning algorithms to be able to control themselves in the air in that way. I'd much rather see that ML muscle used for something that actually benefitted someone.

  • ceroxylon 7 hours ago
    The rocket flip part looks like CGI, in my opinion. I get the same feeling as when I see CGI on some random B movie. Would be happy to be proven wrong if there was a crowd of people filming from their angle though.

    Also "Beyond The Limits of Physics"... would any actual engineers at Tesla/SpaceX agree with that marketing statement?

  • DeepYogurt 7 hours ago
    Tesla hitting their lambo era?
  • d--b 3 hours ago
    I predict the next James Bond movie will be a Tesla ad.
  • reenorap 7 hours ago
    So it can fly?

    Just like we will have 1 million robotaxis on the streets by 2021?

    EDIT: wow it really can fly, that is crazy

    • tintor 6 hours ago
      Invite-only variant can jump, not fly. Other two variants can't jump.
  • wartywhoa23 32 minutes ago
    "Jumping the shark" is now officially shamed by "jumping the Tesla"!

    An innovative way to make some whoop-de-dooping billionaires with extra cash to spare land upside down on their rooves.

  • gigatexal 3 hours ago
    Will this car ever ship?
  • rickdeckard 4 hours ago
    Was there any demo showing the car stabilized mid-air?

    It appears like they always did a barrel-roll because the car is simply not stable after take-off...

  • kwisatzh 8 hours ago
    A car that jumps - am I missing something? The speed numbers are cool.
  • portmanteur 8 hours ago
    As a father of a growing family, I am still waiting for the RoBovan.
  • arjie 6 hours ago
    Absolutely incredible demo. Jesus Christ, I don't know what I was expecting. Didn't know this was planned and skipped forward to see what they were showing off and thought it was CGI for how outlandish it is. My god, man. This is amazing.
  • mixmix 3 hours ago
    Jaw-dropping stunts aside, I am really disappointed with where all modern car design is going. What is that ugly low poly shit? The previous Roadster concept had a style, it had sex and taste. How did we get from there to here?
  • combobyte 8 hours ago
    > Our multi-mode fan and ground sealing system acts as a downforce generator, pulling air out from beneath the vehicle. This provides enough suction to hold the vehicle upside down, even when stationary.

    Bullshit, no it can't.

    > Advanced cold-gas thrusters use all-electric actuators to offer precise thrust, completing micro adjustments within a fraction of a second. This helps stabilize the vehicle in flight.

    In flight? What? Did I miss the joke, or what? It's a fucking car... The image even shows it hovering off the ground. How is this not blatant false advertising?

    ETA: okay, skimmed some of the livestream. These is absolutely no way that any of these features will ever be part of a production model. People get serious whiplash injuries just from being rear-ended at low speed. What do they think is going to happen to the occupant when they tell their car to jump over a semi and do a fucking barrel roll? Seriously, what are we doing here?

    • gizajob 8 hours ago
      Amazing such instant expertise.

      Watch the video - the car jumps into the air. Not exactly flight or what we’d consider a flying car, but it’s careering through the air off the ground.

    • td521534f12 8 hours ago
      This isn't even the first car to demo holding and driving upside down using a ground effect fan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6LYcgaQ46c
    • blobbers 8 hours ago
      It's supposed to be funny. Or it's not? Really not sure.
    • rjsw 8 hours ago
      There is another car [1] with a fan to improve downforce.

      [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Murray_Automotive_T.50

    • foobazgt 8 hours ago
      > Bullshit, no it can't

      I mean, this isn't crazy. In fact, it's already been done. Ever heard of McMurtry? (https://mcmurtry.com/). They're notorious for exactly this - using fans to provide extreme downforce (urr... upforce if you're hanging upside down?).

      > In flight?

      Did you see the stunt where it literally flew over vehicles? I mean, maybe it's a bit closer to a controlled super-leap like the original Superman, but... yeah, my personal reaction to that was more "holy shit" than "well, that's not flying".

    • teddy__d 8 hours ago
      Watch the livestream
    • kulahan 8 hours ago
      If you scroll down on the page, it shows that the "rocket edition" is invite-only. Probably gonna sell it to a few friends in hopes that the 3-5 they make sell for millions down the road, so to speak.
    • gcanyon 7 hours ago
      >> Our multi-mode fan and ground sealing system acts as a downforce generator, pulling air out from beneath the vehicle. This provides enough suction to hold the vehicle upside down, even when stationary.

      > Bullshit, no it can't.

      A proof of concept already exists:

      https://mcmurtry.com/upside-down-driving/

  • LeoPanthera 7 hours ago
    If this is real, it's going to kill people.
  • tiku 7 hours ago
    So they are going to send one of to space again?
  • nilsbunger 8 hours ago
    Are they serious about the rocket version??
  • zhangchioulin 8 hours ago
    Very COOL, I like this Roadster retro style
  • ambicapter 8 hours ago
    Is this a broken link for anyone else?
  • t1234s 8 hours ago
    I cant wait to see what type of batshit crazy motorsport series they invent for these.
  • NDlurker 8 hours ago
    "Tony Hawk would be called, we call that the kickflip."

    Uh what? Rodney Mullen invented the kickflip

    Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/LC97wdQOmfI

    • niwtsol 8 hours ago
      Yes, Rodney Mullen invented the kickflip (and damn near every other skate trick), but the reference here comes from a time when Tony Hawk would drive around and yell "do a kickflip" at skaters, if they did a kickflip he would sometimes give them a signed board or other things. Example video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob0dI05Xz8s - it became a thing for a little where people would yell "do a kickflip" at skaters they saw on the street.
      • NDlurker 7 hours ago
        Oh yeah, I forgot about the origin of that meme.
  • osigurdson 5 hours ago
    When I first saw this I was convinced it was AI slop. Nope! This is absolutely incredible. I've also never really resonated with Tesla aesthetic in the past but they really nailed it here imo. This car looks phenomenal - I hope this style trickles down to other models.
  • darksim905 8 hours ago
    I absolutely detest the leadership and what he is actively doing to this country... but holy fucking shit. I want to reserve one, but when you're broke as a joke... ooph.
  • jdw64 4 hours ago
    Will it even be maintainable? Never mind the rocket fuel...

    Will the frame itself hold up?

    • rickdeckard 3 hours ago
      It's apparently not fuel but pressurized air being refueled by the car itself.

      > "Will it even be maintainable?"

      Probably doesn't matter. I don't think it will be permitted on public roads anyway.

      The presented variant is invite-only, so I guess it will be made to put in the garage of some (Saudi) investor who commits a billion dollar investment...

  • flog 3 hours ago
    I'm sure having a bunch of rocket engines, fuel, plumbing, etc, on my car will make it great in the twisties. This is such a stupid compromise.
  • ofjcihen 8 hours ago
    Reading some of this feels like I’m having a stroke.

    >This provides enough suction to hold the vehicle upside down, even when stationary.

    Neat car though.

  • bashdragon 5 hours ago
    No way this is road legal in any country lmao
    • meitham 4 hours ago
      Very useful in England’s countryside, imagine all the puddles you can jump over! Eliminate these passing bays when cars can jump over each other in the narrow lanes!
  • christkv 4 hours ago
    I wonder if the jets will be able to assist breaking or control of the car in emergency situations.
  • latentsea 8 hours ago
    I'd buy one for the police chases. Hell yes. Not that I'm in the billionaire invite-only inner circle, and not that they'll ever ship it.
  • loveTech 8 hours ago
    Unavailable to visit?
  • atlgator 6 hours ago
    This is one of those products that offers a thrilling demo but I have no desire to own one. I much prefer the 2020 design that never made it to production.
  • dbg31415 7 hours ago
    Relevant.

    * The Fastest Maze-Solving Competition On Earth - YouTube // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQbHMgK2rw

  • luckydata 7 hours ago
    At this point this is some sort of IQ test right?
  • dyauspitr 7 hours ago
    Is this a gas that needs to be refilled with the cold thrust one?
  • macinjosh 7 hours ago
    Sorry about the eggs honey, I had to use the thrusters to get past this cyclist.
  • pjturpeau 2 hours ago
    I don't understand why they don't recruit an Italian designer...
  • skrellm 3 hours ago
    Don't be fooled! This is AI generated slop.

    The car clearly does not have enough momentum to go on the ramp all the way upside-down, yet it miraculously does not fall.

    • cbeach 14 minutes ago
      The car is not using momentum and centrifugal force to stay on the ramp. It has fans providing tons of downforce - so much downforce that it's able to stick to the road nearly completely inverted
  • moralestapia 8 hours ago
    Wow, this might be the most phenomenal tech demo I've ever watched.

    This is just amazing, congrats to everyone who worked on this.

    From an engineering pov, it must be the highlight of someone's life and a massive amount of fun to be able to work on a product like this.

  • maxlin 3 hours ago
    He literally made good on the long time promise of FLYING CARS and this is not the top post????

    this site just toast

    • autuni 3 hours ago
      It's a tech demo marketing presentation with a jumping car in it, not a flying one. It does look pretty cool though. Let's first wait and see if/when this will even be available and not just a marketing stunt.
  • sbseitz 2 hours ago
    Hard pass
  • Kuyawa 7 hours ago
    Technology: spectacular, design: ugly as fuck
  • rvz 5 hours ago
    At least this is a break from all the bullshit AI agent garbage posted on this site.

    Almost all the comments here are just the most generically negative I have ever seen on HN, with just general grumpiness everywhere.

    This car is an incredible engineering achievement and a completely unexpected reveal.

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    • OZYMANDIASAK 6 hours ago
      I’m incredibly surprised as to how fast people are forgetting who the CEO and largest shareholder of Tesla is.

      Whatever breakthrough they’re making, is it worth funding the dismantling of democracy?

      • archagon 6 hours ago
        Money, power, and pleasure over everything else: the hacker[1] ethos.

        [1]: Silicon Valley edition

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    • david927 7 hours ago
      The technology is jaw-dropping, the engineering staggering, and this thread -- it's just embarrassing. I've been on HN since the beginning and I don't even recognize it anymore.
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    • kcb 8 hours ago
      It was fine? I'd rather this than hyper rehearsed CGI human Apple launch video. At least its just real people talking like humans.
      • gizajob 8 hours ago
        Yeah Apple really synthesising a platonic ideal of Steve’s product release smarm without any of his hubristic charm at this point. Tesla and SpaceX seem like humans just getting on with sh*t and onto the next.
      • wilg 8 hours ago
        It was not fine.
    • dmix 8 hours ago
      I can’t do a tech demo of a simple software feature on zoom without at least one thing messing up. They launched a car off a ramp live and were honest from the beginning of the stream it might not work.

      The last decade of social media has shown that humans care more about authenticity than perfection in presentations.

      • wilg 8 hours ago
        It did work! The point is they did a terrible job of producing the event and being clear what they were talking about and showing the product. The product, for all four people who will be able to buy it ("invite only"), seems very cool. But that is not what I was commenting on!
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    • gizajob 8 hours ago
      Leave Volkswagen out of this. Day belongs to Tesla.
    • robrain 8 hours ago
      Not just you.
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    Ai slop on a billion dollar company should tell you everything you know about how we are doomed by this ai experiment
  • seabrookmx 7 hours ago
    Yay the (almost) 10th anniversary of the 2nd generation Roadster reservations, and now it's got fucking rockets apparently?

    How delusional are people? The emperor is not wearing clothes y'all.

  • phyzome 8 hours ago
    Technically very impressive. I wonder if they'll actually produce and sell any of these.

    And too bad it's associated with a Nazi shitheel. That takes a lot of the joy out of this.

  • ThalesX 8 hours ago
    Pretty big nothingburger. Production starts 2028 and honestly, the taunted feature... it's not a flying car, it's a jumping car. Do people actually want this for themselves? I'd wager the valuation would go down after this presentation.
    • iugtmkbdfil834 8 hours ago
      I never thought I would say this, but.. have you been like.. born 70 or something?
    • kingstnap 8 hours ago
      Bro the car literally jumped over a semi like its the TF2 soldier. Nothingburger???
      • ThalesX 7 hours ago
        OK sure. I don't have a lot of use cases in my day to day commute that would be better handled by this jumping over a semi like it's the TF2 soldier, hence, a big nothingburger.
      • emkoemko 5 hours ago
        yes its a nothing burger no one will be able to use this other then a few billionaires... just like that BYD car that can jump wtf are we doing? why do we need cars to jump... we need them to drive us from point a to b
  • ijustlovemath 8 hours ago
    Kind of disturbing how hard he's leaning into the futurism aesthetic here, given its history.
    • pastel8739 8 hours ago
      Tesla has been doing this for a while, having all their promo shots at night etc. The terafab announcement stuff has an especially dystopian vibe
    • phyzome 8 hours ago
      I mean, he also did a straight-up Nazi salute. We already know the guy is a fascist.
  • maxnevermind 8 hours ago
    I guess robotaxi is failing? This is my only explanation of that jumping gimmick.
    • al_borland 6 hours ago
      The Robotaxi just started rolling out beyond Austin a few months ago. You think they threw together a flying car on a whim in a matter of weeks?
  • nullocator 6 hours ago
    I can't wait for some rich asshole going 120 mph to backflip their Tesla into my Outback on the interstate.
    • Glant 6 hours ago
      Don't worry, the first time they drive through a city the fans will suck up some trash and ruin the motors
  • chirau 8 hours ago
    So Elon's entities are really using SI instead of AI? Interesting. Or was he the one who actually suggested the name change to POTUS?
  • johnnyApplePRNG 8 hours ago
    Still with the deadly door-handles that first responders can't open, I see.

    https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2025-tesla-dangerous-door...

    • kcb 8 hours ago
      Yea, i was going to reserve one of these sub 1 sec 0-60 vehicles with rocket motors and suction fans, but then I didnt because of the ergonomics of the door handle design.
      • phyzome 8 hours ago
        "Ergonomics" is an interesting phrase to use for "critical safety issue".

        But yeah, that's not the part of the vehicle that's gong to kill its first victim.

        • emkoemko 5 hours ago
          or one of these pressure tanks blowing... while your doing a barrel roll down a highway .... wtf are we doing lol
    • sippingabonedry 8 hours ago
      If you watched the video, which you didn't, you'd know it appears to have a traditional door latch with recessed handles.